06/18/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/18/2015

Toni at the US Open today, I'm glad he had great weather though since he bought the tickets ages ago.

When we pulled up to work this morning there was a sprinkler that turned into a fountain right behind Creepy Marty's car and he was outside just standing their watching it.

"If your bleeding out of your ears you're still supposed to say that your fine." Roger about personal ettiquette

"Tim's stealing sh*t from me and he won't admit it." Roger

I think Mary's insinuating that Crystal's stupid again.

Toni's out in that crowd somewhere I bet....Is that Toni in the all orange outfit (picture 2), standing by himself because his dad doesn't want to be caught dead with him.

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06/17/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/17/2015

I thought I was a little crazy the other day because I saw a rainbow in a cloud but I guess several people have seen these fire rainbows lately.

Toni mentioned that he saw the Scionari driving down the road the other night and was able to point it out to Nikki. Apparently Creepy Marty isn't the only one who has done this to his Scion. 

According to Bill "Girls are mean! and, big, stupid, baby heads!"  He wasn't feeling well today so I'll kick his butt tomorrow.

Creepy Marty has a habit of falling asleep in the back of his building. Toni wanted to shoot him with his nerf gun yesterday just to make sure that he was still alive. 

Since Riley was here today, I went through a few pictures of extreme dog grooming with her and she told me she wanted to look like Elvis. I'm pretty sure anyone who does this to their dog should be locked up for multiple reasons with the reasoning that Roger wouldn't even do this (if he had a dog).

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06/16/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/16/2015

It's very dangerous answering the phone when Steve doesn't realize that you've answered and he's still talking to the guys. All I can say is he thinks he deserves special favors because he gave some lady a wiener wrapped with bacon.

Roger dropped Dot off at the airport this morning, apparently she wants to join a gang in Baltimore.

Apparently I can't bring up certain things with Mary too early in the morning or else she hurls.

Watch out guys, hairy armpits are in now and it's going to be harder to tell if you've hooked up with a dude.

Tim was very perplexed as to why I knew some much about creepy Marty a.k.a. Loopy Larry. Tim obviously missed the chatter where I told creepy Marty I was too busy to have lunch with him and the day I met the strange serial killer next door and he invited me and my husband to go with him to his villa in the Philippines the next time he goes.

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06/15/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/15/2015

Steve says Matt's a waterhog, he called me this morning when Matt was in the shower all by himself which sounded odd, usually Matt and Steve like taking showers together. 

I think Dot has a daughter that we don't know about, Ryan and I were at a restaurant in Tacoma last night and this young lady who was our waitress had the same exact mannerisms and laugh that Dot has.

I have to share one of my hummingbird pictures from the weekend because I thought this little guy was adorable.

Speaking of freaking adorable, how would you like this on your phone after leaving it somewhere? That would give me nightmares for a whole month.

Somebody got a picture of a racoon riding an alligator in Florida.

Loopy Larry put Ferrari logos on his car and spray painted the inside of his wheel wells yellow.

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06/12/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/12/2015

Roger has the ability to determine whether or not people are normal according to Bill.

Matt and Steve both texted Toni last night that they miss him. I guess things aren't the same when they're out of town and can't have a threesome.

Ryan and I saw a DB truck last night on our way home and I had a dream that Mary sat him down in our office and screamed and yelled at him for stealing a sub, it was very exciting.

Christopher Lee from "Lord of the Rings" died on Monday he was 93.

Bill just told us today that Tim's a cheater and we need to keep our eye on him. He said every time the ref at the Whirlyball place would look away Tim was doing something illegal.

"I'd be mad at you if tomorrow wasn't my one month anniversary." Bill to Mary (he still hasn't made it to the 16th, his real one month anniversary)

Who keeps sending me Drug and Alcohol Addiction Help emails? I don't need help, I received way less DUI's this week than last week.

Speaking of DUI's, I didn't see creepy Marty after 9am this morning. Maybe he parked in back again to show off his cool ride to Cody to lure him into one of his airplane containers.

Roger says that Dot has quit asking about all of the weird stuff about him in The Chatter. I informed him that she doesn't want to know the truth.

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06/11/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/11/2015

Happy second Anniversary to Ryan and me!!!

"Star Wars" is awesome, you shut up and go back to work." Bill to Tim

"Magic elves are in there blowing on the water." Bill to Tim about changing out the water jug and it becoming instantly cold.

Toni loves pot stickers, the kind you eat not Cody's kind.

I went to the backroom today and everybody was gone and Bill wasn't at his desk, I just figured everyone was having an intervention about me. Turns out Cody saw Marty next door having some sort of shaking episode behind the dumpster and the guy was trying to shove his teeth back in. Then Tim, Bill, Cody and Toni went over to help but the other guy in the office said something about he gets like this when he's dehydrated.

Bill told me that I can't show my shiny shoes to Roxanne or else she'll go out and buy the same ones.
If she likes shiny, she needs these.

Cody is now calling our neighbor "Loopy Larry" all because he wants to talk to Cody now.

Nobody is going to believe me but Roger told me that he appreciated me today.

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06/10/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/10/2015

Toni was bummed that he left his phone at home but at 10:30 am he was happy because he found it in his car...Somebody really needs to talk to him about his drinking habits at work.

"I don't have much in my life to be excited about." Bill to Tim

"I know my parents hated me." Toni

"I'm a really sh*tty winner against sh*tty losers, does that make sense?" Toni

Bill thinks that now that he's married he can have sex in public legally. He said that was not the case in Canada though. 

This picture is for the next time when Bill tells you to do something that you think is impossible to do and he comes back with "what part of this don't you understand".

Tim told Roger that he should have gone into that crazy customers house yesterday naked.

Bill is still insisting that he's been married a month. I don't think he's going to make it to a year because it's only been 25 days and he feels like it's been a whole lifetime.

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