12/05/2018

The Daily Chatter*

12/05/2018

Sarah was absolutely right men can't do a thing right without women. Bill couldn't manage to put the coffee pot back in the maker when he made coffee this morning and it overflowed and spilled coffee everywhere. You can thank him every time that you walk into the break room and it smells like coffee.

Tim says that he wants Christmas lights, he feels left out. He can't have lights until he watches "A Christmas Story" and understands the lights on my desk. Besides since he shares an office with Michael we would have to do Grumpy Cat or The Grinch lights.

Toni just realized that he's going to be screwed when he has a baby because Tim is leaving during that time too. I informed Toni that he should have waited until 2020 to have a baby because then his paternity leave would have been covered by the WA state's paid family and medical leave insurance, that everyone gets to start paying for on January 1st.

*not to be construed as Gossip