08/31/2015

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08/31/2015

Ryan and I drove by the office on Saturday and noticed Bill's car, I'm sure he and Roxanne were just having sex on Toni's desk because that's all they do.

What's not gay about all of Toni's friends sending him dick pics? He had to request their phone numbers since he had to borrow Mary's old phone and apparently she was getting his texts because her apple ID was still connected to her old iphone and ipad.

"How does water work? Nobody understands how water works." Roger

Toni's starting a black nose sheep farm apparently. They are adorable, I want in on this.

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08/28/2015

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08/28/2015

"I think I'm getting too fat to lay carpet." Josh

"That bill u'nnells is one sick mf'er." Toni

Loopy Larry is sporting a different car today, is he actually going to get his Scionari fixed or has he just moved on and stolen another car?

"Oh God, Bill's wife is loose and running wild." Tim

Toni broke his phone. I wonder what he did to it????

One of the islands, Dominica, that we're visiting in December on our cruise was clobbered with Tropical Storm Erika yesterday and last I heard it's headed for Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands (another three of our destinations). They have 99 days to fix this sh*t as Bill would say.

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08/27/2015

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08/27/2015

Ryan and I are down to 100 days before our next Southern Caribbean cruise:)

Mary made Jay cry today.

Bill is going to give us nap time everyday. We just need to make a sign for the door and tell the phones to turn off during our three hour nap.

The only time I saw Roger today was when he came in to tell me a racist statement that he claims Donald Trump said but I think Roger told Donald Trump to say it. I'm pretty sure Roger's hoping to be his VP.

Toni had a grass hopper in his home coffee pot this morning and he had a spider give birth in his bedroom this morning. Apparently if you want to see queers and insects just tour Toni's place.

Roxanne now has morning clothing issues because she doesn't have a uniform to wear anymore.

One of Mary's customers was concerned because their backsplash hasn't been cocked yet.....

"I'm so glad that you're in charge of this ship Bill." Mary    Nobody told me that I was on a ship...I don't see any water.

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08/26/2015

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08/26/2015

"I hate architects, they're the worst." Roger to Bill

"If I was Nikki I would be very concerned right now." Roger to Toni

Typhinee referred to all of the guys here as gentleman today, don't let it go to your heads....but Matt I don't think she meant you.

One of the trail websites mentioned a PNW indoor cat who loves to go hiking with its owners. I can't even imagine all of the scratches I would have if I did that with my sweet little demon hissing cat.

 I'm a little jealous right now, I heard that Roxanne gets gourmet meals for lunch everyday.

 Mary is feeling extra special today because she got a hug from her celebrity customer and apparently he's not a hugger.

Tim thought that Michael got a new office in our new server room as part of his rehire package.

Toni has a crazy scavenger hunt for his soon to be brother in law to do tonight. I think he was drunk last night when he came up with all of the things to do, it should be fun.

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08/25/2015

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08/25/2015

Roger was surprised that I knew who Edgar Martinez was...He explained that  he's the Puerto Rican looking guy because he's Puerto Rican.

Starbucks is already advertising all things pumpkin. I'm not ready for summer to be over.

"As soon as you walk in the door I start (drinking beer)." Bill to Toni

"You're better looking than me, lets just face that." Roger to Mary

"I'm a b*tch." Mary

"I'm a total dumba$$." Toni

If your name is Bill Hill, or something that rhymes, Roger will not like you or your name.

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08/24/2015

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08/24/2015

Roxanne started her new job today. I want to know when she gets the keys to the company plane?

Loopy Larry is sporting his black cowboy hat and a black blazer today, Toni thinks he's sexy hot.

Roger blocked Steve in this morning with his van and got out and started screaming, typical Roger.

Bill showed up in my dreams over the weekend, he decided he wanted to see if he really could have something with Julia Roberts.....somehow I was the one who had to give Roxanne his crazy news.

"Anytime I can screw up Mary's day it's a good day." Bill

"Highschool the best six years of my life." Roger

Toni seems to be a little on edge this afternoon, he thought I was going to hit him with a nerf gun.

It's trail picture Monday. On Saturday morning Ryan and I went to Sunrise and did the Fremont Lookout Trail and I kept telling him I wanted to find a mountain goat and a pika. I found the pika and then a little ways later it started to get windy and I started digging in my backpack for my scarf. After being completely oblivious to everything around me, I looked up to see a hillside full of mountain goats. We wandered off our trail to go see the goats, the babies were adorable and they had the cutest playful sounds, I wanted to take one home but Ryan wouldn't let me.

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08/21/2015

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08/21/2015

"This guy is grinding me and I don't do grind well." Tim   Apparently he prefers twerking.

A superintendent asked Toni if he was wearing his girlfriends jeans and what was up with his pink shoes.....

Steve said his broom has dingle berries all over it. That's really gross....

Jay told me that I was like The Wizard of Oz with my computer.

"I'm a bad bad girl." Mary  She probably got caught on Ashley Madison....

Today was Roxanne's last day at the Marriott. Now she can work on getting us that plane.

What's better than one bear in a pool, a whole family of bears...

I just found an awesome hobby that I can do every morning before people get to work. (See top row)

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