07/12/2019

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07/12/2019

I was shamed today because I didn't realize that Typh wanted her birthday cake today. In my defense I told her if we celebrate on Monday we can celebrate her birthday all week (I think she bought it).

Ashley is now having her narcotics shipped to the office.

If you see Bryan this weekend talk softly because he will have a massive hangover.

Toni's going to be upset with me, I threw away his rotting banana that was sitting on his desk.

Onto our last day in California, we drove to San Francisco and went to the Presidio area and walked around a bit and avoided strange tap dancers before our flight home.

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07/11/2019

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07/11/2019

Marty is going to love the new girl, she knows all about race horses because of one of her previous jobs.

I'm beginning to think that my husband only thinks that I'm funny when I've had a few drinks because he absolutely insulted me last night by telling me that I came up with something that he only expected after at least half of a drink and I was completely sober at the time.

One of our suppliers listed someone's job sidemark as Burpinbox.

Ashley told me that her concert tickets were coming in today's mail (well they didn't show up) and I think she's about to become suspicious of me stealing them.

This next day was our scenic drive from Mendocino to Bodega Bay. Bodega Bay's claim to fame is having the Alfred Hitchcock movie "The Birds" filmed there and the we found the school house from the movie and luckily no pesky birds.

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07/10/2019

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07/10/2019

Sarah told Howard today that she's closing every deal....No wonder why Michael is jealous.

Steve is not a flip flops and jeans sort of person. I was surprised to hear how many fashion opinions this man actually has, he definitely has issues from being around five women and a mother in law at home.

My husband is always complaining about his work having too many rules but yesterday he was telling me about a look and feel meeting that they are going to have (he claims there isn't anyone worth looking at or feeling at his work but I don't believe him)....I'm beginning to think that we aren't the trendsetters that we thought we were.

Steve is under the impression that he's going to be able to drink all day before showing up to a wedding that he's going to....I hope he remembers how well that worked for him at his own wedding.

Poor Toni wasn't even at work today but he still got chewed out by Steve but luckily his nipples were safe.

Tim's wife called today and told me that Tim misses work too much, he's going to need therapy.

While in Mendocino besides eating and drinking too much we actually got out and visited a glass beach and a lighthouse that we found some adorable seals at. I did get a little freaked at the lighthouse because our first path told us that we were walking through a heavily tick populated area which was absolutely unnerving to me.

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07/09/2019

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07/09/2019

Marty complimented me on my outfit this morning but then he told me that I looked like a berry. Was he talking about my sunburned face matching my outfit?

Ross Perot died and Bill's pretty sure that the youngsters like Toni and Ashley don't even know who that is.

I think Michael and Sarah are having a lovers spat, he sure wasn't here very long today, I think he's trying to avoid her....I wonder what happened when I was out of town?

Faith thought she was smelling ozone above her desk. What exactly has she been sniffing in our warehouse? I'm going to have to keep a closer eye on that woman.

When I left for my doctors appointment I left a sign on my door that said something about I had a hot date and it wasn't with Marty and I'm pretty sure Marty was probably the only one who saw my sign.

Tim called today and obviously was bored without his wife being there because he wanted to know the latest gossip at work.

Should I be concerned my husband claimed he was taking pictures of the Fourth of July Parade in Mendocino yet I found this....

The other concerning thing about this picture is the town of Mendocino's population is only 894 redneck people and these ones would be considered the hotties of the crowd.

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07/08/2019

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07/08/2019

Toni and Nikki finally had their baby on the Fourth of July.

Faith says that she should never be left alone because her mind gets the best of her.

Bill tried giving Michael the subtle hint that he was fired by not signing his check but that didn't work.

Steve's getting a little picky, he wants a new door sign already.

I didn't look at it very closely but I'm pretty sure Bill sent me a vacation request to take the rest of the year off (because he's moving).

On Wednesday when we boarded the plane for San Francisco I could have sworn the apocalypse happened, the plane wasn't full, in fact I don't think it was even half full and in the last several years we haven't been on a flight where every seat wasn't filled. After we got to San Francisco we found our favorite cafe in Sausalito and had lunch there before driving hours up the coast to Mendocino to meet up with Ryan's brother and sister in law. (The pictures after the bridge are all of the ocean around the property that we stayed at, it was pretty incredible and I still really want to be there.)

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07/02/2019

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07/02/2019

I realized I had a text this morning and I thought it was Toni finally telling us that he had his baby. It ended up being Tim mentioning that the porpoises gave him a fifteen minute show in front of his boat which is very exciting too.

Steve and Bill are going to start their own support group, Managers Against Dumbasses, M.A.D. for short.

I think I almost gave Sarah a heart attack twice today, I think she'll be glad to not have me around for a few days.

Ashley's sweet little dog threw up in her bed last night under the covers and because of it she decided that the dog deserved to be here, it was like she was rewarding her dog.

Poor Mary has been in agony all day, first Toni and Nikki were supposed to be at the hospital at 2 pm to be induced and then they didn't have room for them so now they think it may happen at 7 pm.

I will be in Mendocino California for the Fourth, see you all Monday.

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07/01/2019

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07/01/2019

"I don't want to overstep." Mary   Bill was pretty sure he heard her incorrectly....

Bill has named the new offices the annex and I'm assuming that the people who sit out there will be treated differently (especially since Steve is out there) than those of us in the West Wing or in the center aisle.

Mary won't be here tomorrow because she will be overstepping her boundaries and trying to push a baby out of her daughter.

Ladies it sounds like Michael will be around town for the fourth in case any of you get lonely.

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