07/13/2016

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07/13/2016

If this is true then Joe will be my favorite installer. Someone told me that Joe told them that I was 25. He probably meant to say that I acted like I was 25.

"These guys are all full of bullsh*t and I can't get the real story." Tim probably about all of us

Bill made fun of Typhinee today for using a pencil sharpener. She has a thing against mechanical pencils.

"Babies are so f*cking stupid, they can't tell you what's wrong." Roger to Bill   I have a feeling that Roger won't be babysitting for Bill and Roxanne ever, even if he does have great reviews on urbansitter.com.

Bill just told me that Roxanne's old boss, who was fired from his job reapplied for the same job with the new owners of the hotel. If he happens to get the job by some crazy miracle then he'll quit because his love interest, Roxanne isn't there anymore.

Typhinee and all of her dang admirers.....

This reminded Roxanne of Toni for some reason....

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07/12/2016

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07/12/2016

There is something wrong with my husband and Roger has first hand knowledge of this situation. We bought some Buffalo Wing flavored cheese curds at Costco last night and I got into the bag last night and told my husband that they were spicy hot and then he tried some and said they weren't that hot (I can usually handle heat better than Ryan can). Then Roger saw me eating some of these this morning at my desk and I gave him one to try and his head nearly exploded.

Bill for some reason was going on and on about how Steve was a fine looking man, funny and witty. Apparently Bill's feeling things for Steve now that he's shaved.

Roger felt like Tim was trying to arrest him for a crime that he didn't commit today...stealing his samples.

Toni is assuming another man is gay based on the fact that he's a hair dresser. If Toni only had gaydar he would know for sure.

"My desk is a disaster, I'm thinking about quitting." Bill to me

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07/11/2016

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07/11/2016

Typhinee has beautiful green eyes according to some dude at a bar on Saturday night. Just for the record they are blue.

Tim is on Steve's sh*t list. Bill was pretty sure that Tim was on everyone's sh*t list.

Mary told Toni that I needed his man muscle. Of course then Toni hesitated to want to come into my office. I'm pretty sure he labeled me a Cougar.

Steve probably lost 5 lbs over the weekend when he shaved off his beard. He no longer looks like a "Duck Dynasty" reject.

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07/08/2016

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07/08/2016

I know some of you are going to laugh at this but I told Kellen that I was good with secrets. FYI, the secret he told me shouldn't be a secret, he did something nice for somebody so I'm not sure why he thinks it should be a secret.

Tim thinks I sent him a drug website. I'm really not sure why because drugs are really more Mary and Roger's thing.

Very interesting, Michael decided to come in today because he knew that Tim would be out of town.

I'm pretty sure Toni hired some hardwood guy to be his boy toy.

Steve is shaving the beard off for his 10 year anniversary. 

"We have some pretty good looking guys around here but you just can't tell." Bill

Bill hung up on Crystal today because she wanted to be transferred to Toni and Bill didn't have Toni's extension.

Toni was complaining that I think he's gay but Bill made a good point, Toni was the one who was trying to sell us on rainbow LVT yesterday.

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07/07/2016

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07/07/2016

Toni recommended a restaurant this time that Roger recommended. Who will pay me back if I don't like it, Roger or Toni? It's very confusing and nobody has recommended a movie yet for this crappy weathered upcoming weekend.

Roger didn't want me telling Dot about his prostitutes. If it makes her feel any better I'm pretty sure Roger got a good deal on them, he was in the MLK neighborhood. Besides it's world chocolate day, he couldn't resist.

Tim's taking tomorrow off because he's driving to Oregon to get fitted for a custom pair of waders. This man and his excuses....

Tim left his phone at the office today and then didn't know what to do when he got caught in a freaking standstill on Kent Des Moines road. Apparently a semi hit a kid who wandered/weaved into the highway because of his skateboard. 

This is why you don't rent your $20 Million dollar Hampton's mansion to people like Matt over the 4th of July on Airbnb. Apparently it could have been a scene from "The Wolf of Wall Street".

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07/06/2016

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07/06/2016

I had a dream that I was trying to give some chips to Matt and his ex-girlfriend kept trying to take them from me. I almost had to kick her butt she was making me so mad.

How drunk was Marty at 2 am this morning? He ran into our warehouse door.

Baby G. made it into the office today. I was kind of surprised that Roxanne wanted to come in after hearing that Toni got peed on.

Reps only want to see Tim when they come in. Apparently the rest of us aren't good enough.

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07/05/2016

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07/05/2016

Tim would like to work from home like Bill but he wants to do it 5 days a week.

Tim thinks that Roger and I watch too many movies. How absurd is that?

If you ever have a hot flash and need to cool down, the freezer section at Cash and Carry will make you feel like you're in the Antarctic, just ask Tim.

I apparently am suffering from Alzheimer's according to Mary because I can't quite remember a certain "Friends" episode.

Toni got peed on at his bachelor party. I think Toni needs some new friends who don't get sh*t faced.

Tim actually knows where Port Alberni and Tofino are. Tofino is the place where all of the crazy Canuck's surf at any temperature.

Roger has a dirty mind.

Speaking of dirty minds, Bill told one of our reps that some Japanese girls peed on Toni at his Bachelor Party and that rep wanted to know all about it. 

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