06/29/2015

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06/29/2015

Marty woke Typhinee up this morning...hmm is she not telling us something.....

"That's the easiest thing I'm going to do."  Toni about his wedding date

"I've got my own problems." Bill to Steve

Toni called somebodies voicemail today and it told him to leave a message for A$$hole. Apparently the guy is getting a divorce and the wife changed his voicemail and his password.

Roger said he was on tv with a guy who had a "Sober Queer-Nothing to Fear" t-shirt on and today he can't talk....something kinky is going on.

Toni doesn't understand why kids don't like him (ok, it's only one spoiled kid).

 I wonder how Tim's holding up?

Speaking of Tim, I think Toni has taken on some of his strange quotes.

Here are two pictures from my hike at Rainier on Saturday. I'm still upset because Ryan wouldn't let me take home the marmot.

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06/26/2015

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06/26/2015

I'm not sure why we had to work today considering that the bathroom fan is broken....

I had a dream that Roxanne invited all of us out to lunch but I don't think she wanted Bill to come. I think she wanted to talk about why he was all of a sudden wearing long jean skirts to work.

Roger's kind of kinky doesn't involve old men and doggy doors....

Mary was telling someone at one of our suppliers how to do his job today.

Roger could have sworn that he visited the Winchester Mansion today. He said there were all sorts of rooms that had been added onto the house and none of them made any sense.

"Bill, I've never told a lie." Toni   What about that time yesterday when he said that he was straight....

I think Michael is haunting my computer, I had a note that kept popping up on my screen that said Michael D........ 1 S/F

"Randy and I are such duds." Mary

Tim's off next week to go fly fishing in Montana.

MSN had an article titled "Why McGowan, Manson split?" Why would they not split, the man is scary ugly.

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06/25/2015

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06/25/2015

Toni is arguing with Bill to work the 3rd of July. I don't think I've ever seen anyone who has wanted to work a holiday besides a company owner.

Mary's armpit scar itched so she went home early.

Roger approves of the Sweet Tangerine soap in the bathroom this week. I'm pretty sure he eats the one he likes too (which explains quite a bit).

Bill left early today too, he thought he was going to kick an orthodontists a$$.

Roger wants to know who and why someone was standing on the toilet. He mentioned he cleaned off tennis shoe marks. It's not CSF yet people so don't be doing kinky things in the bathroom.

Toni offered Roger $50 to go to his meeting tonight. I warned Toni as to how many people Roger could tick off during a one hour meeting and how many lawsuits the company could end up with.

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06/24/2015

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06/24/2015

One of our reps parked in front of the mailboxes this morning and I was just sure the mailman was going to come and blow his horn while he was here because that always happens but it didn't. After the rep left Roger said this guy has an ego problem and that's why he remembered him from over 10 years ago.  

FYI, if you want to drop Roger as a friend all you have to tell him is that you run red lights.


Capitol Hill got rainbow colored crosswalks to confuse everyone. So if I'm not gay can I still walk on it or will it turn me gay because something turned Toni gay? Will there also be a heterosexual cross walk?

"Does your doctor have his thumb up your a$$?" Toni to Tim on the phone

Stephanie and Sam are off to Thailand for their honeymoon.

Roger asked me to send calls to his voicemail even though he hasn't set up his office voicemail.

Roger wondered why Steve was grossing him out and telling him about his antibiotic disaster. 

"We're the talk of the town." Steve about him and Matt

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06/23/2015

 

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06/23/2015

James Horner, the composer, died in a plane crash yesterday but his heart will go on (Titanic). 

Loopy Larry was outside leaning up against his Scionari this morning but facing forward about ready to fall over onto the pavement and he kept nodding off to sleep, he would slump over more then his head would jerk and he would go right back to sleep instantly, this went on for quite a while. My first thought is why isn't he going inside and sleeping on his couch but that was way too sensible. Toni said if he ended up on the ground that he was going to kick him.

In the land of Apex a miracle happened, Josh got a smart phone but Steve still has to teach him about the TSheets App. 

I'm not the only mean person who has poked fun of Toni for screwing up the dates on his tickets, Randy made a horrible joke out of it too.

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06/22/2015

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06/22/2015

I have come to the conclusion that you have to watch Tennessee Williams movies while intoxicated. The ending to "The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone" just about sent Ryan over the edge and back to therapy with Roger.

"I like to stick it to Toni any chance I get." Roger

Roger and Dot went to the US Open yesterday and they posted a picture, I was just positive they were  trying to make Toni cry.

Mary's customer thought her tumbled travertine was full of worm holes.

I appreciate Roxanne taking one for the team, I don't appreciate Bill telling her what she can and can't do though.

Mary's trying to tell me that her phone is now typing messages to her clients with "I love you so much."

Mary did the unthinkable, she called me Crystal today. 

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06/19/2015

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06/19/2015

Here's the video from Bill and Roxanne's wedding for those of you who were too drunk to remember it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTvqHjooK4&feature=youtu.be

Toni's father is probably going to disown him......Somehow he mixed up his ticket dates for the US Open. What a great way to say Happy Fathers Day and Happy Birthday all at the same time.

Toni said it's not good to have sex with secret shoppers but Mary offered to have Roxanne sleep with customers since she's newly married.

Cody was pretty sure his dad would turn over his manhood to Toni for tickets to the Doobie Brothers.

Toni almost ruined Serge's daughter and paid for her counseling. She started reading off the side of his nerf gun and it came out of her mouth "Adios Motherfather."

Bill came in today to wipe his snotty germy hands all over everything. He even tried making tea and I told him to go back to his office.

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