05/14/2014

The Daily Chatter*

05/14/2014

Tim was trying to stir up trouble in my dream last night and for some reason I rewarded him with BBQ. 

It seems like our weird next door neighbors at home are moving, they had a Uhaul trailer and now they have the back of their truck loaded with a bike and misc crap and the crazy guy asked Ryan if he wanted a kitten the other day but they just don't seem to be leaving. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed that they leave soon.

"Matt will be wearing a large overcoat that jingles" Bill  (referring to Matt sneaking alcohol into Bill's wedding).

"I'm talking about other special spots..." Mary trying to seduce Bill

"OMG I'm a mess." Mary

Toni was too proud of his password today that he had to share it with everyone in the office today, so much for security.

Tim's wife is leaving him alone for over a week, what is she thinking? Doesn't she realize that gives him more time to add very expensive items onto his boat. Tim's already going around the office asking all the women for dates while his wife is gone.

Didn't the show "Friends with Better Lives" just start? Well they cancelled it already, must be on NBC. 

Bill's not the only one around here with a BMW now.

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05/13/2014

The Daily Chatter*

05/13/2014

"If it doesn't work out then screw them all." Tim

"You just lost your privilege to talk to me." Roger to Bill

Steve says Matt looks like a skinny man with a fat belly. They both must think each other is pregnant because they keep touching each others bellies.

Tim is in deep poo, when did he start smoking?

Mary explained to Steve today that she's simple minded and only thinks of sex. 

I'm pretty sure Roger was up to no good outside in our parking lot with this shady dude even if the other guy is one of our Reps.

 This picture will make me think twice about getting into a bouncy house again. Two boys fell out of it at about 20 feet up in the air.

If you see Bill carrying Roxanne down the street tonight it's all good but she took Mary's advice and drank Patron.

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05/12/2014

The Daily Chatter*

05/12/2014

Happy Birthday to Mary!

Matt witnessed the truck accident that shut down I-5 this morning. Luckily he was in front of it.

Matt now refers to himself as the bearded bunman. 

Typhinee thinks I'm stealthy, I've been called a fairy before but not stealthy.

According to Toni a place named Lolli & Pops must be an elderly gay bar.

Mary and I found out today that Jessica is just full of it.

I thought I was reading "The Onion" today when I saw this picture and the headline "Clay Aiken Opponent Keith Crisco Dead".

I saw this picture on FB yesterday and knew exactly what Roger was thinking from his facial expression.

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05/09/2014

The Daily Chatter*

05/09/2014

I caught Toni texting on his calculator today.

"Maybe I'm not wrong." Tim being hopeful

Bill called Toni rude and mean today.

Nobody wanted anything that they said posted in The Chatter today. Why do these people expect me to keep secrets, they should know better.

Toni looks like a: pit crew member, a kid going to the races with his dad and a guy whose hat is too big for him according to Typhinee, Tim and Cody.

I hope that this is the look that Nikki likes because this is what her home is going to look like in a few years if she stays with Toni. This is Elton John's bedroom and I would imagine that Toni would like more Penises in his Master Bedroom because today he wanted all of the guys to come into work with Speedos.

I'll finish up with my Austin pictures today. On our last day in Austin we explored their Riverwalk Park and found a bunch of turtles. The picture at the bottom of the page, the turtles were tiny, they were about the size of my fist.

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05/08/2014

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05/08/2014

I'm the worst wife ever, I forgot it was Ryan's birthday today. In my defense I've already given him his birthday present and isn't that the only thing that matters.

Howard thinks Roger was doing meth in his car because he had a bounce in his step but Howard was going to check Roger's teeth and I never did hear the outcome. I guess Dot will need to check his teeth now. 

I set it up with Howard this morning for Tim and him to compete in a tennis match.
Even though this link is from 2004 my money is still on Howard
http://tennislink.usta.com/tournaments/TournamentHome/Tournament.aspx?t=20217&e=2&tab=Draws


It seems that every time that we fly now Ryan always gets some special treatment at security where he can go through the regular metal detector and leave his shoes on. Where as I get to go through the special line where I have to strip down to nothing, I'm starting to wonder if he's a secret air marshal.

Ryan, Jessica is also going on vacation with us at the end of the month too. 

"That wasn't even subtle." Roger to Mary about her tooting her own horn

Jessica went to a job walk thru yesterday in a halfway house sort of environment and she said one person decided to open their door and stick their arm out with a cat on it for about 15 minutes. Needless to say you couldn't see the person and it was just a flying cat. 

Fingers crossed I have to take my cat to the vet tonight to get blood work done.

I found Roxanne a wedding dress in the San Fransisco airport but she might need to squint her eyes a little just to say she's Asian or she won't be able to wear it.

While in Austin we went to the bat bridge, it's where thousands of bats fly out each night at dusk.So that's what the black dots in the sky are.

 This was one of the coolest and oldest hotels in Austin, Driskill Hotel built in 1886 and they have an awesome bakery.

It was Cinco De Mayo but I think this lady really wanted a Rachael Green hat. 

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05/07/2014

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05/07/2014

Ryan, Tim's apparently going on vacation with us at the end of the month. He misses me too much when I'm gone.

I think Bill and Roxanne were doing something kinky again because Bill discovered a Steve size hole in the arse of his pants over the weekend. 

I'm very disappointed with myself and Roger's going to be disappointed too. While I was standing in line to go through Security at the Airport on Thursday night, I was behind a black woman with a pretty large rump wearing leggings, you could also tell she was wearing white underwear and I failed to get a picture for Roger's website.

Typhinee missed me so much that she ended up with Kidney Stones.

I told Toni that queer men in jean shorts (even if there not shorty shorts) reminded me of him.

 

Mary got a lesson in selling today from Roger's customer.

I have questions for someone who gave me TMI today but he obviously thought I knew about his problems so I asked Toni instead.

Mary went to the DOL today for a new drivers license to be pleasantly surprised that she didn't have to wait in line because they no longer do the driving tests there anymore. 

As far as Austin goes, Tim needs to move there and get the flooring contracts on all of the new hotels and condo's that are going up all over the city. They had lots of great restaurants but no shopping in the old downtown section. They have fat content squirrels and hefty chicks who shouldn't wear shorty shorts just like here, I figured that would be Roger's next website.

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05/01/2014

The Daily Chatter*

05/01/2014

Jessica went to measure a gym yesterday and she said that some naked chick started a conversation with her while she was on her knees in the locker room by the shower. Apparently it's not any different than the Men's locker room that Matt and Steve remember so fondly.

Jessica thinks Mary is Ms. Sassypants today. 

Mary got a prank call from Shuryl today. 

Toni thinks Bill is sitting on a gold mine. Have you seen the chair Bill sits on? There's nothing special about it at all.

Roxanne is stressing about the wedding venue so we settled on either Tim's yard or Bill's yard. I'm sure that Bill's family would vote for Bill's yard, so it's been decided. You're welcome Roxanne.

In Roger's boredom at a roadshow he has come up with a new idea for a website, women who shouldn't wear leggings. The pictures below are woman who Roger said could pull the look off.

I have to throw this picture in too because I thought it was flipping hilarious. I guess I need to go through my closet and pick out the shirts that would look cool as a shirt-skirt.

See you all on Wednesday!

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