07/31/2018

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07/31/2018

Poor Sarah came to the office to switch out vans because hers had a flat tire. Kellen then gave her the keys to another van with another flat tire and on top of it he made her wash her own windshield because he said it had Armorall all over it. Seriously where has the love gone?

Ashley 1.0 is heartbroken because Ashley 2.0 got a printer/scanner before she did.

Tim is out for the next few days, he mentioned he's going to San Diego.

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07/30/2018

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07/30/2018

Sarah and Typhinee played hookie today. I bet they were both over playing with Roger and Dot's new puppy.

Michael sure left early today. I think he thought that Stephanie was hitting on him so he left, his eyes mentioned that he didn't want anyone to start thinking that she was pregnant with his baby. 

Bill told me that he blames everything on his kids. He also told me that I should get a cat stroller so that I could blame everything on my cat. I'm pretty sure that people besides my husband already call me a crazy cat lady. 

This crazy cat lady went to the mountains on Saturday and enjoyed the fresh hazy air, bugs and several small little critters that made their appearance. We went to Pinnacle Peak at Mt Rainier which is higher than the Paradise visitors center so it's kind of cool to be able to look down on that from a distance. 

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07/27/2018

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07/27/2018

Interesting Typhinee and Josh both called in sick today...

Mary's mother revealed something interesting last night, she told Mary that she was a lesbian. (Yet she didn't really know what a lesbian was.)

Roger and Dot got a cute little puppy to take their minds off not being able to see their grandson for a year unless they book a trip to Australia. Actually they probably got the dog to compete with Toni.

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07/26/2018

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07/26/2018

Michael must think that Mary closes her door at work to drink wine all day long.

I'm glad to hear that Tim doesn't like snakes. He mentioned that one time he lost a pair of bluetooth earbuds while he was mowing his lawn and ran over them on purpose thinking that they were a snake.

Poor Toni, cute little Larry made him smash his coffee cup into the wall this morning.

Freaking Roger, what did he sign me up for?  I got an email today that said "lose 97 lbs in just two weeks". How large did he tell these people that I am?

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07/25/2018

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07/25/2018

I asked Bill today "Would it be appropriate to bring up Stephanie's sister in law's wedding speech (from Stephanie's wedding) to her father (since he was in the showroom today)." Bill told me that if I had to ask him it probably isn't appropriate. I told him that there's always hope that one day he'll say it's appropriate.

Toni thinks he and his guy friend may have a common law marriage.

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07/24/2018

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07/24/2018

Kellen went up and introduced himself to Stephanie today. If you don't recall he hit on Stephanie a few years ago at our BBQ. Bill told us that was a manly power move to act like you forgot the woman whom you previously flirted with. All I know is that Sarah is going to be jealous...

Poor Kellen, I don't think his brain could compute why he saw Stephanie in the morning and Ashley in the afternoon at the front desk.

How cute is this. Apparently this mountain lion entered this Oregon woman's house and took a six hour nap behind her couch.

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07/23/2018

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07/23/2018

Ashley 1.0 paid money to run a 5k in September.

Toni and Steve were talking about celebrity genitalia today, I know what else is new.

Bill said he got the same sort of threatening email that Mary did last week (about revealing his porn addiction) but with Bill they only wanted one thousand instead of three thousand that they wanted from Mary. He definitely felt like he got the better deal.

Apparently Jason just isn't Toni's type. I thought all guys were Toni's type..I guess I was wrong.

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07/20/2018

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07/20/2018

Sarah mentioned something odd today or at least I find it odd. She said Ashley 2.0 texted her Monday night and mentioned that she would do something in the morning for her.

Stephanie was surprised when a man came in today and remembered who she was and she didn't have a clue as to who he was.

I think Roxanne is willing to loan out her youngest child at night until he starts sleeping through the night.

"I can't do simple, I'm a fancy girl, I have a reputation to live up to." Mary to Bill about salad of all things

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07/19/2018

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07/19/2018

Since Tim and Steve are out of town, all of today's problems fall onto them. They are obviously responsible for Ashley 2.0 quitting and Toni's grandmother almost dying today.

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07/18/2018

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07/18/2018

I've never heard of cricket flour before today, seriously do people eat that crap?

Mary got an email today of someone trying to extort her for money unless she wanted all of her contacts to see the same porn videos that she's been watching, they even said she had good taste. I think Toni's the most excited one to view this upcoming email since she didn't pay.

Bill told me to hire a model. I asked him if a fireman would do. I think he decided he would hire this person himself. I'm pretty sure when Roxanne gets word of this she'll do the hiring.

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07/17/2018

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07/17/2018

Josh is somehow blaming me for picking out the hotel that some woman flashed her boobs at him in the parking lot at. I really thought that would have been right up his alley, I personally think he needs to pay me some of his per diem for that....

Tim informed me that he's taking the rest of the week off to go fishing. I told him no because he went fishing last week but I think he's going to rebel anyways.

Marty didn't realize the new vans had AC until he pushed the button by mistake.

While Toni was at another bachelor party this weekend he mentioned he was walking somewhere at night and was following this older woman and at some point she turned to him and asked if he was Lebanese, she mentioned it was the facial structure and the nose that gave it away.

Toni mentioned he was excited to go and play with Larry. It would be awfully convenient if Toni's new boy toy had the same name as his dog....

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07/16/2018

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07/16/2018

I think Michael's stalking me, he starts off a conversation this morning by asking me where I went hiking this weekend, like I'm that predictable :)

Tim claims his hot air balloon ride was rescheduled for tonight...so we'll see if he gets to go this time.

Toni says he was up all night with his puppy. I think he's finally realizing what Bill feels like with two kids.

I think I devastated Sarah by telling her the horrible rumor that Typhinee spread about her last week which was Typhinee didn't think that someone was really as smitten with Sarah as he had once been. I personally don't think she has anything to worry about because this guy still has this heart collage posted on his FB page with Sarah's picture all over it.

I'm finally at the end of my Half Moon Bay pictures. On our first night we went out to Maverick's Beach and thought we were going to see surfers but we ended up at a cove that led out to the ocean and we figured we had to be in the wrong place. Then Google informed us that surfing is done two miles out from shore and only under certain conditions. We did eventually find surfers elsewhere but most of them should have just been body boarding because there wasn't anything around that looked like surfing waves.

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07/13/2018

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07/13/2018

I thought I was doing horrible today, first I spilled a bunch of coffee all over my dress first thing then Ryan offered me water to clean it and then I spilled that all over myself but after seeing Tim in a shirt that I thought was covered in blood but it turned out to be paint, I'm not feeling sorry for myself anymore. Apparently Tim's wife is out of town so she couldn't inspect him this morning.

Roger thinks that Sarah has been uppity lately. I think he was just mad because she was on the phone with Ashley 2.0 when he called in and she's who he wanted to talk to.

Michael got a new truck so we're organizing crews to cover it with manure in the middle of the night this weekend just to break it in for him and get rid of that new car smell.

Roger called me helpful on the phone this afternoon. I'm pretty sure he drunk dialed me, his wife is out of town in San Diego.

I think Toni took the entire day off to play with his new puppy and walk him near a gay bar to get some extra special attention since we apparently don't give him enough.

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07/12/2018

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07/12/2018

According to Toni the rumors are finally true he got a puppy last night.

Roger was complaining first thing yesterday morning because it was too hot for him. He really is turning into a grumpy old man. If he ever tells me again that he wants to live in Costa Rica after he retires I'll tell him that he can't because it gets over 65 degrees there.

Toni ran inside the building screaming because he saw one of the moles pop out of their hole in our grass area.

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07/11/2018

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07/11/2018

I saw news that someone recreated three of Evel Knievel's famous Vegas jumps and I thought oh crap Tim did this while I was on vacation because I wasn't here to slap sense into him. Luckily it wasn't Tim but I might still slap him for scaring me.

Well today's been interesting, L&I showed up to a jobsite with a news crew.

Sarah asked Bill what kind of pants she should wear if she needs to go out and install her customers carpet herself. Apparently Rosali wore leather pants and Sarah thinks it's a good excuse to buy some for herself.

Toni claims he got useful information from an installer. I asked him was it anything to do with what to do with a dead hooker and now Toni thinks there's something wrong with me. This coming from a guy who likes to doodle male genitalia on all of his drawings.

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07/10/2018

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07/10/2018

What is this world coming to, Costco is getting rid of the $1.50 Polish on their food court menu but apparently the regular hot dog will still be available.

I'm pretty sure that Mary's house burnt down because she was at work before 7:30 this morning.

We got to visit with Ryan's brother and sister in law during our Half Moon Bay visit. They ended up going with us on our 17 mile drive outing at Pebble Beach and touring Carmel before eating at the same restaurant that we had our wedding dinner at. It ended up being an amazing day and we even got to see a bunch of dolphins during their feeding time at the Carmel beach.

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07/09/2018

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07/09/2018

Roger tried telling me that he's not perverted but then he showed me a stuffed animal that was humping a bottle of sunscreen. He claims it's his grandsons fault.

Toni thought that his father in law screwed up his electrical at his house but Bill claims that it had nothing to do with Randy. Apparently Toni shouldn't be allowed near an electrical box because he claims that he made the power in the whole neighborhood go out.

This was one of my favorite places that we went on this trip. It's called Point Reyes and we saw tons of deer, whales (assuming with their babies near the shore), seals and black and white birds that were not penguins (in case anyone asks). Ryan was thankful because the lighthouse was closed the day that we went so he didn't have to walk up or down the three hundred and some odd steps.

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07/03/2018

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07/03/2018

Someone told Bill to have Steve drive the material to them in his clown car.

"I don't care, he's not paying me to shut up." Roger divulging other companies secrets

Thank goodness for Pre TSA because  Ryan and I got it again for our trip tomorrow. Luckily Roger's numerous voicemails to the FBI and CIA about me haven't gotten to the TSA Department yet.

Here's a few pictures from the San Diego Zoo and some monkey pictures to scare Roger with. I will see you all on Monday after we return from Half Moon Bay, California.

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07/02/2018

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07/02/2018

Apparently I tricked Ashley 1.0 into working the 4th but somebody told her that I was full of crap and that she didn't have to come in. Whomever that was should be ashamed of themselves.

Kellen ordered Toni clothing items so that he would look like George Clooney from "A Perfect Storm".  I think that's a little weird to buy another dude clothes yet I don't find it creepy when he buys Sarah lingerie...

I think you're going to get San Diego pictures until I leave for my next trip which isn't far away (since I leave on Wednesday). These were all from Balboa Park and because we saw the "El Cid" statue in the park we're going to have to rewatch that Charlton Heston movie sometime soon to remember what it was all about.

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