12/28/2016

The Daily Chatter*

12/28/2016

Matt really thinks he's leaving at the end of the week. Seriously whose going to tell him to cut his hair and shave daily? The other issue is I bet the other company doesn't know what a phalagne is. How is he going to know when to get off of a plane. I also don't think they're going to understand that when we have snow that Matt's going to want to make snow angels barefoot and in Toni's shorts.

Roger does horrible things to cats. His stories sound worse than "Christmas Vacation".

Now that we have the gong, we need the tall brass Giraffes from San Fransisco by the front door. I'd be happy to go to San Fransisco and pick them out, just to take the burden off of everyone else.

Sorry Matt, now that you're leaving we're giving the newer van to Joe and also the employee of the year award.

*not to be construed as Gossip