The Daily Chatter*
12/15/2016
Tim tried killing me with a mondo staple today.
Roger gave me tragic news today, he said that Dot might not be at our party tomorrow night.
Apparently this obituary has gone viral, it pretty much sums up what Roger does every Friday night.
Well it's a good thing that Michael can't make our Christmas Party tomorrow because this is what he told me. "Actually I’m not married and I get too wasted at Christmas parties and tend to run around naked. Same with costume parties. Not a pretty sight for the spectators."
*not to be construed as Gossip
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