11/29/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/29/2016

Apparently Tim thinks that we should pay for his betting habits especially if it happens during working hours.

Bill told me that I could tell his wife to take a hike today. How medicated was he? You can't talk to women that way.....

Bill insisted to Roger that he needed a 3/4" crack in his door.

Toni's the youngest sales person here and he's losing it. All of a sudden he thinks that somebody killed his fish Henry when he was gone on vacation. His fish died on 4/22/2014 which was a few days after Easter and he was here and not on vacation. At any rate he's offering a reward for information on the person responsible for Henry's death.

I think Toni needs to rethink the reward money considering he's saving for a down payment on a home.

Roger tried his hand at the reward money but convicting Nathaniel wasn't sensible. The kids boogers would have been very nutritious for that fish.

Poor Tim didn't appreciate my comments about him in our Christmas invitation so he didn't come back to the office today.

Who the crap accidentally called John Jones and didn't leave a message? He called back trying to figure out who called him and I don't think that he liked my answer that I just didn't care.

Roger needs to practice his Jewish Ross skills because he's going to be our Holiday Armadillo this year. 

*not to be construed as Gossip