06/29/2018

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06/29/2018

Bill obviously missed his calling in life, he really wanted to be a travel agent. He told me if I wanted to ever see China that I only had to go to Walmart, to see London I only needed to go to Lake Havusu in Arizona to see London Bridge and he rattled off a bunch of other places too.

Toni told us that Jeff Goldbloom was coming in today. Bill was excited because he wanted to thank him in person for saving the planet ("Independence Day" for those of you who are clueless).

Bill forgot that I went to Italy last year. Am I going to have to resend him all of those pictures again? Nevermind, he just thinks I photoshopped myself into those pictures.

Steve apparently has turned into Bill and scared the crap out of our installer who couldn't work this week because he had a heart attack because the installer brought in a doctors note.

Toni's off to San Diego for his Pride Weekend with two other men. Roger mentioned that there would be kneepads involved.

Sarah's husband actually showed up today. Bill was pretty sure that he was going to be a no show so he left work.

Here's a few more of my photoshopped pictures from San Diego where I claimed to be last week.

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06/28/2018

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06/28/2018

Steve told me that Kellen thinks that Toni looks like George Clooney, I might disagree but whatever.

Mary asked for Courtney on the phone this morning, you know she had a wild night.

Ashley 1.0 called me judgy today....

Sarah claims that her husband will be in tomorrow for all of you doubters (that she really has a husband). I have to say I've seen him before and he's real.

On our trip we drove up to La Jolla one night and had a wonderful dinner at the Lodge at Torrey Pines with all of our famous golf friends but along the way we stopped at a beach that was known for having seals. When we were leaving I looked out in the ocean and noticed some sort of dolphins or whales that were slowly going by (I know I just scared Toni with the word whale).

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06/27/2018

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06/27/2018

Roxanne, you need to yell at your husband.  Bill left a huge price tag on the flowers that he bought for Ashley 2.0 this morning. I do appreciate that he brought in flowers but please still yell at him.

Michael couldn't remember who Rosali was but then he did finally remember the comment that Kellen made about her so it brought everything back to his memory.

Steve finally did it, he drove one of our installers into having a heart attack. Luckily it wasn't on the job site so thankfully I don't have to fill out L&I forms and write "Steve" under the cause or reason.

I have to share photos of course. This ended up being one of my favorite spots in San Diego, Sunset Cliffs they overlooked the ocean and it was a very beautiful and peaceful place to be. It was also a great place to get high from other peoples joints (there were plenty of surfers).

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06/26/2018

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06/26/2018

Bill thinks that we need to buy Toni a smaller coffee scoop for the office, the little guy was pretty hyper this morning.

Bill keeps telling me that he's turning into Tim....

I didn't realize that Barry Gibb was the only living Bee Gee. He was just knighted by Prince Charles.

Kind of strange, several people I know were in San Diego days ahead of me and apparently Nikki was there at the same time as me and now Toni leaves Friday to go there.

Bill wanted to know where today went and then I reminded him that Howard visited and he knew instantly where his time went.

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06/20/2018

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06/20/2018

I'm pretty sure that Tim and Bill were arguing over $0.04 today.

Tim told me that I was all messed up today because I couldn't keep my days straight. Well technically today is my Friday, I'm not sure how Tim doesn't get messed up playing hookie all the time.

Toni apparently has no idea what fifteen minutes really is. He completely lied to Bill and me today.

We're off to San Diego in the morning, see you all on Tuesday.

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06/19/2018

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06/19/2018

Roxanne really must hate all of us. Why would she let Bill come to work today when he was grumpy? Or if she doesn't hate us maybe I should ask is Roxanne duct taped to a chair in a closet because she tried to save all of us from Bill yet Bill wanted to come to work to try and depress the rest of us?

I heard Tim refer to Michael as his partner on the phone today. Totally makes sense now, why else would they want some hole in the wall to see each other in their new offices.

Toni's just as bad as his mother, he brought in treats from the new bakery cafe down the street.

Bill was so depressed today that he just played with his pencils.

On Saturday Ryan and I went for a hike at Snow Lake and this time it delivered on its name. Half of the trail was still covered with snow and a good portion of the lake was too. It was a beautiful day when we started and by the time we were heading for the car the mountain was totally covered with clouds and it even started to rain.

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06/18/2018

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06/18/2018

"I thought of you a lot this weekend." Toni to Bill

Apparently the thought of going up in a hot air balloon makes Toni's feet hurt. Tim was supposed to do that yesterday but wasn't able to because of the thunder clouds. He's going to try again in three weeks.

I found out over the weekend that I suck at the game Battle of the Sexes. It might be because I just don't pay attention to my husband to understand all of the important things in a mans life like what the handle of a sword is called.

Sarah now has a phobia of making people cry while she's talking to them. 

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