03/20/2018

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03/20/2018

Tim was looking better, he was walking around like he gave birth to twins and not triplets today.

It's a good thing Kellen didn't steal Ashley's lunch today because she thought it was the best birthday leftovers ever.

Our fourth port is one of my favorite islands, Barbados. We went to Harrison's Caves, walked through a tropical forest where it was feeding time for the monkey's and we went swimming to see the turtles in the ocean. We did see one but it were hard to see because of the murky water, I guess I'll just need to go back.

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03/19/2018

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03/19/2018

Happy Birthday Ashley 1.0!

Tim rode his dirt bike over the weekend for the first time since he broke his arm and apparently it is now on craigslist, he finally realizes that it's a young man sport. He's walking around today like he just delivered triplets.

Our third port of call was the French island of Martinique, where very few people on the island speak English. We were lucky to find a small group island tour in English. On this tour they drove us through the rain forest (where it actually rained), through the town of Saint-Pierre that was ruined in 1902 and 30,000 died because of a volcanic eruption by Mt Pelee, then to forget about the horrible catastrophe of 1902 we went to a rum distillery and sampled rum and then it was off to a beautiful beach next to a French bakery. I swear pastries made right is heaven on earth for those few bites.

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03/16/2018

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03/16/2018

Roger thinks that I'm more agreeable after I take a vacation.

Our new sales person is moving into a tiny house and I was trying to ask a group of people this morning a serious question about how do you have sex in a tiny house with a child living there? Toni thought I asked how do you have sex with a child in a tiny house and he came back with "you don't". It's good to know that he has some scruples.

It sounds like Bill and Roxanne's neighbor got a little more than they bargained for last night while they were out walking their dog. According to Bill, Roxanne told Bill to take the baby because she would rather go outside in the cold than deal with the baby anymore. Roxanne went out to the car and was putting the car seat in the back seat while wearing her furry Chewbacca robe. Knowing Roxanne, Chewbacca was probably swearing up a storm inside while shaking the whole car to relieve some major stress. Needless to say one of her neighbors walked by to witness the incident.

Onto the beautiful island of St. Maarten, we took a catamaran sailing around part of the island and this is definitely the island all of the men would have wanted to see. When our boat pulled up to one of the beaches there were a few girls standing in the water but one was very topless and very proud of her boob job.

03/15/2018

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03/15/2018

Jason was super excited to hear that Steve did the scheduling. He must have some good blackmail photos of Steve.

Our first cruise stop was supposed to be St Croix but because of the waves from the Nor'easter they sent us to another US Virgin Island, St Thomas. When we arrived we found out that there were only four beaches open on the island and there were three cruise ships in port so needless to say we shared the beach with a lot of people that day. Originally I thought we found a nice secluded area on the beach until some Russian ladies decided to use our end of the beach for their weird photo shoot which included changing out bikinis on the beach and lots of butt shots. For some reason Bill wanted the name of this beach after I told him the story about the photo shoot so in case you also want to go it's Secret Harbour.

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03/14/2018

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03/14/2018

I was surprised to hear that Ashley 1.0 didn't know who Marty was....I figured she would have had a date set up with him already.

Michael really didn't want to see me today, he's off to New York to avoid me.

Tim gives away a job and decides that it's going to be Bill's job in the system.

We had one day before and one day after our cruise in the warm sunny city of San Juan, Puerto Rico. The Nor'easter definitely stirred up the waves in the Caribbean. The night we left on the cruise ship we were all walking around the ship like we were inebriated (the real drunks weren't too hard to pick out of the crowd though, they either wanted to talk about their German nose and how tall my husband is or they were pointing out all of shooting stars in the sky that didn't exist...good times). After we returned to San Juan we noticed that the storm waves had wreaked havoc on the boardwalk area around the city wall but it didn't bother me because I was just so happy that  I found the parrots again.

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03/02/2018

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03/02/2018

Tim's not allowed in Toni's office ever again.

Man if you didn't work for Toni this week you missed out on double time and prevailing wage rates. If the installers aren't calling you back, you'll know that Toni got to them first.

Bill thought he was doing a NFL deal and paying for players. He asked Jared how much he wanted for Marty.

For those of you who still think that I'm leaving out of Florida, here's a map of our next weeks locations. I know the map doesn't mean much but our ship leaves out of San Juan, Puerto Rico (as Bill put it I will be doing humanitarian work there (if buying two for one mojitos at the local bar is humanitarian work, then count me in)) we then sail to St Croix (US Virgin Islands), St Maarten, Martinique, Barbados and Grenada. It will be interesting to see what the hurricanes in September did to some of these islands.

I will be back on the 14th. See you all then and hopefully Ryan and I won't be on the news like Tim's family was, man he's mean :)

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03/01/2018

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03/01/2018

Just a warning, if Kellen gets me sick before vacation I will kick him.

Toni had an installer demo the wrong room of carpet today.

This east coast storm better not delay or change any of my vacation plans....that's all I have to say.

I think Toni's hurt that Bill kept a secret from him and on top of it he told Steve and Tim who are some of the worst blabber mouths that I know.

Poor Toni, his own dad wouldn't even hang with him tonight but somehow he talked Randy into it.

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