04/11/2016

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04/11/2016

Tim said that Toni was being mean. I think it was because Toni wouldn't do Tim's work for him.

"I don't know, I wasn't watching you." Bill to Roger

I may have told my husband a little fib today. I informed him that the Pope came into work today just to tell me that my husband is a liar. If Ryan asks we all took selfies with the Pope.

Apparently Roxanne wants to try Windex for her aching hip.

Tim was trying to be sneaky today but he broke down and told me some of his secrets. One being that if he doesn't take lunch he normally sneaks away early.

Bill told me that his spouse is a liar too, he mentioned that she tells him that she can't keep a secret but she did.

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04/08/2016

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04/08/2016

"I'm super gay." Toni

Bill doesn't seem to understand this Hawaiian shirt day thing. Maybe if I tell him that Tom Selleck has worn a Hawaiian shirt and that he can buy the same one online, maybe then he'll understand.

I found a Hawaiian shirt with recipes on it, this is a must have.

"I thought about you this morning." Tim to Roger   "I hope you weren't in the shower." Roger to Tim

Since Bill likes shirts with sayings. I found him this gem.

 

I need to yell at somebody because nobody told me that the new season of "Mr Selfridge" was on PBS and also that it's their final season.

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04/07/2016

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04/07/2016

Tomorrow is Hawaiian Shirt Friday. Bill doesn't own a Hawaiian shirt so Roxanne is going to need to design one for him tonight.

It kills me, I couldn't talk about "Gay, A Gay Musical" or make an ethic joke last night in front of our crazy daughter in law because she thinks everything is racist. I should just lock her in a room with Roger but I would fear for Roger's life.

I don't know why some gym wouldn't let Bill look at their women's locker room during normal business hours. All he would of had to do was point to his wedding ring and that would have smoothed over everything. Instead they made him go and look at the job last night at 11pm and he was a whiny baby all day long. Hopefully he left early to get some sun.

Is Bill going to be this whiny when his baby comes? If so I'm moving into Toni's office.

Bill accused Roger of making drug deals in the parking lot.

Roger found out that his face was a deal breaker.

Bill and Toni got called Bill and mini Bill today.

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04/06/2016

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04/06/2016

Bill wants a private jet so apparently we're getting a banana stand.

"Lets leave the nuclear option off the table for now." Bill to Toni

"I guess I'm Squiggy, there's worse things that I could be." Roger as he walked in while Bill and I were talking about idiots. I have to say Squiggy kind of looks like Loopy Larry as he aged.

Congratulations Jenny and Steve on another precious baby girl.

I think Bill's finally starting to freak out because he's next. 

"You can't go wrong on the internet." Bill

"My lower back hurts so bad." Toni   Hmm, I know he had a big weekend but gosh how many dudes did he do?

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04/05/2016

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04/05/2016

Tim was super excited this morning to find more Easter eggs that Roxanne left for him around his office. He even came in my office to steal mine if I had any.

Roger's GPS took him to a wrong road and then he asked a guy if he knew where this address was and the guy informed Roger that he was driving like he was in the Daytona 500. He also asked Roger if his GPS told him to jump off a bridge would he follow it.

A Disneyland employee was found dead inside the Haunted Mansion in Paris, kind of creepy.

Typhinee and her stories, I think she's grown too accustomed of Roger, she goes through this horrible Youtube video story just to tell me that the person had the same last name as her customer. 

Toni, the custom van craze is back, maybe you should get one of these pervy rides. It will be great for the six kids that you want to adopt the first year you're married.

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04/04/2016

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04/04/2016

Typhinee thinks Roger has a new girlfriend because his work line rang several times this morning and it never does that.

According to Ferguson the answer to everyone's dreams comes with a cork backing.

Tim sure left us in a hurry this morning, maybe it was his new girlfriend who accidentally called Roger's phone this morning.

Speaking of Tim, he keeps talking about retirement and apparently he told somebody last week that we need another Toni. He then said that Randy and Mary need to get busy creating another Nikki so that we can attract another Toni.

Bill told somebody that they have to smoke joints outside. 

I have the cutest grandson. We all got to enjoy the Mt Vernon Tulip Festival yesterday and of course he was the main attraction. 

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04/01/2016

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04/01/2016

I'm the only one who celebrated Hawaiian Shirt/Dress Friday. I wonder if Toni even wore his since he is in Portland today.

Here's how Bill and Roxanne celebrate April Fools Day.
Here's Roxanne's post: "Bill told me that he thought one of the eggs was bad and I should go check them in the fridge......love that man! 😜 lol"

Roger is mad at me for not watching "The OJ Files". He keeps trying to tell me that OJ is guilty but I know that can't be true.

Typhinee scolded me today for putting crap on her office book shelves.

Leave it to Bill to pre-order the Tesla Model 3 then Tim had to tell him that I didn't give a crap.

Tim obviously thought it was bring your boat to work day. 

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