02/05/2020

The Daily Chatter*

02/05/2020

Ashley wants to become a waitress at Joey's after Toni said that Richard Sherman's (now wife) worked there and that's where they met.

Michael decided that it was easier to play the field with all of the women here and so he brought all of us in flowers today (except Sarah because she didn't have time for their meeting).

"If you see me happy, I would appreciate that you tell me because something's wrong." Bill to Steve

Here's the good stuff that Sarah cut from her newsletter because she had to make it boring. 

"We know, flooring can be boring, but we aren't! Here are some fun facts about the Commercial Team...

Bill recently got a 3D printer, and hopes to teach his kids about technology. Little does he know that this will work the other way around. 

Tim recently took a 3 month trip on his boat, his dream vacation! He came back to work in a bad mood.

Michael is an avid duck hunter and also really enjoys playing pool. Don't even get him started.

Ashley is always fun to be around, and we usually find ourselves in some kind of trouble if we spend too much time with her.

Tony has a new baby, so he makes us really strong coffee in the mornings and we really appreciate it.

Sarah has 8 pet chickens, so sometimes she has an issue with Michael's hunting obsession."

*not to be construed as Gossip