Monday, February 26, 2018

02/26/2018

The Daily Chatter*
02/26/2018

Howard told Bill that he had to change his voicemail because he sounded like death warmed over. True he sounded exhausted and like he was trying to whisper because of a sleeping baby. Now Bill's going to do a personalized voicemail for Howard.

Bill kept getting dirty looks from me today because he kept stealing Riley from me by just rattling food wrappers and I'm pretty sure he has bacon in his pockets.

Mary took her dog back, it's a horrible feeling to be Riley-less.

Typhinee stole the show today with her weight loss technique.

*not to be construed as Gossip




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