02/01/2018

The Daily Chatter*

02/01/2018

Michael admitted yesterday that women totally confuse him. I couldn't tell if he meant that he's befuddled about women or if women confuse him for being George Clooney?

Steve offered to have one of our guys go and ice Bill's balls today. Bill turned him down thinking that it would just arouse Roxanne and he would ultimately end up in more pain.

Toni sat back in his chair at the PK meeting yesterday and of course it made a horrible noise and broke. Toni mentioned that Tim was doing the exact same thing and Bill got after Toni for breaking the chair. Apparently Bill was trying to tell Toni that he was as fat as a boardinghouse cat (Toni likes cat sayings for some reason or maybe he just likes meowing at people, either way it's queer).

Toni claims that he and Ashley almost got raped on a jobsite today. The only thing that Toni could tell me was that the jobsite was pitch black but I'm pretty sure nobody laid a finger on him and we all know that Ashley would just cuss anyone to death that came near here inappropriately.

*not to be construed as Gossip