The Daily Chatter*
09/12/2017
Toni's insulted because Tim called him a pedophile yesterday because he was talking to Ashley. Toni had to point out that they were the same age.
Bill seems to have lots of applause coming from his office today. He told me it was a button he had on his keyboard to make himself feel better.
Bill looked at Google Maps today and the Caribbean was still there so he's pretty sure this hurricane news is all a lie.
Someone is going to have to remind Bill next week that I'm not on a cruise. Someone may also have to explain to him that cruises work best only when there is water around the places that you visit. I know it's very confusing considering Venice has a large cruise port but Florence and Zurich do not. Hopefully someday soon I'll confuse him even more and take a Mediterranean cruise.
*not to be construed as Gossip
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