09/08/2017

The Daily Chatter*

09/08/2017

Bill thinks that he and Randy need to start an I hate Mary club to be like Ross and Brad Pitt on "Friends". 

Tim likes to ensure that I get a few steps of exercise in per day. He tried telling me that his F8 button wasn't working today and I had to tell him that he was crazy. It is possible that he just misses his wife telling him that he's wrong during the day and needs me to do it for her.

I informed Sarah that she has a lot of catching up to do to get a record like Rogers.

Speaking of Sarah she seems to be into animal porn. One of her Orondo neighbors sent her a text of the deers going at it in her yard.

Toni's sister couldn't believe that Toni told everyone here that she's pregnant. Seriously since when has Toni been able to keep a secret?

Bill blew my mind today, the house that Jared and Crystal live at is a rental. Seriously they can never move because their damage bill would be too high and the first item on the list would be the weird cut out in the bathroom door.

Toni's sister compared me to Tim Taylor's neighbor, Wilson, because of the massive monitors that I can barely see over.

*not to be construed as Gossip