12/23/2015

The Daily Chatter*

12/23/2015

Bill thought that Roger was talking about liking black men when he actually said black pens, very understandable mistake.

Roger has now witnessed something that he wishes he hadn't.

Bill is no help at all, I went in his office after lunch and I had little pieces of Quinoa, from my salad, stuck to my neck and he didn't say a thing.

As for the day that they made us leave the ship, we headed over to our hotel in San Juan and walked around the whole freaking entire city before our room was ready. Since we were out before 8am we had the whole city to ourselves, not even their local coffee shops were open. We went to Casa Blanca which was a home built for Ponce de Leon in 1521 but he died in an exploration and never resided at the home, we also found his tomb at the San Juan Cathedral. I made poor Ryan look for the wild parrots on the island and luckily we found them. Later in the evening we went to some Christmas showing of how Puerto Rican's bling out their boats for the Holidays and it was a huge event at the waterfront for the locals. That night we also discovered why our hotel room provided earplugs. For heaven sake Puerto Rican's obviously don't sleep at night on the weekends, they were up all night yelling conversations back and forth in the alley behind us, finally at 5am the last conversation quit.

*not to be construed as Gossip