04/30/2019

The Daily Chatter*

04/30/2019

Toni was upset because the doctor told him that his boy has not alarmingly short but short legs.

"I'm going to break her other mirror." Bill about the ding butt from next door who parks by our front door

"It's like they don't trust you." Bill about me

Bill has finally messed up his daughters birthday with my birthday. All of you people need to remember that I start off the birthdays in the month of June then everyone else here follows (ok several birthdays follow mine).

I asked Bill if the restaurant list that he sent to all of us was approved places for Mary to take all of the employees to get them drunk, he claims that he has another list for that.

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04/29/2019

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04/29/2019

Heather thinks that I hate my life right now because I'm doing low carb.

"Just because you're a bad person doesn't mean that you're not going to have some good advice." Howard about his chiropractor who got in trouble for touching.

"I had to take a shower a week early." Bill

I don't think Faith appreciated that I told her that her ruffled sleeves on her shirt didn't look like a pirate shirt.

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04/26/2019

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04/26/2019

Ashley misunderstood a conversation and thought that somebody at the hotel meeting asked Sarah if she was lactating, luckily that was not the case.

Jason's sales bell came in today and thanks to Bud I think it's worse than Bill's gong.

Sarah said that Tim and Michael told her that she couldn't have anything pink in the office. Needless to say we all will be gifting Sarah a whole bunch of pink items for her new office.

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04/25/2019

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04/25/2019

"How can my daughter be almost three? I was single six months ago just don't tell my wife that." Bill

Toni told Bill that he (Bill) has thick elbows. Could that be another Toni fetish?

Michael sure seems to be taking Sarah to some nice hotels lately...

"I don't want Typhinee all over me." Michael

"Apparently he's cheating on me but I'm ok with it." Steve about Toni being on the phone setting up a date for intercourse.

Katherine has now discovered where Typh keeps the chocolate in her office.

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04/24/2019

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04/24/2019

"I wasn't even with Roger that day." Bill when I told him to ignore a phone call from the FBI

Jason thinks Typhinee spells her name funny because it's her stripper name.

I guess Steve made the comment that he's pretty sure that he and Toni are having sex.

I just found out today that we're going to have another Tiffany pretty soon.

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04/23/2019

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04/23/2019

"I'm still pulling hairs off of myself from you." Michael to me

According to Faith she thinks that Heather needs to be petted today.

Toni asked me if I watch "Dancing with the Stars" but then tried telling me that he doesn't.

Sarah got bifocals just so that she would fit in with the guys in her new office. 

Sarah said she was off to meet Michael at a hotel. He seems to be hooking up with plenty of women (myself included) now that his wife is out of town.

Toni didn't seem to be concerned when he looked at his phone and his wife's location was at the pot shop down the street. Toni probably figured that Nikki was picking some up for her mother.

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04/22/2019

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04/22/2019

Jason was telling Mary and I that something was a generational thing and I had to admit to Jason that I thought the same way that Mary did and I am only two years older than him. Apparently those two years make quite a difference....

"We are so judgmental." Bill

I swear I pulled one of my hairs off of Michael's clothes this morning and I had several witnesses so of course that's why I had to put it in The Chatter.

Ashley would like new business cards that say Captain on them She is going to start on getting her Sport Pilot license on Sunday.

"Nothing better than asking everyone if they've seen Michael's sharp pointy tool." Bill

Sarah found out today that the commercial side is really rude.

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