06/30/2017

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06/30/2017

"You look like a guy who bought a truck and doesn't give a F*#$." Bill to Toni and yes Toni bought another old green truck

Apparently Bill will do a lot of freaky things if he's ever offered $20 million. He thinks that he can buy as much therapy as he wants for that amount of money.

Roger thought that it was none of Dot's business as to her wanting to know the sex of Bill and Roxanne's baby.

Apparently if you want psychedelic drugs Toni's the one to call. One of his friends called him first to ask him this very question the other day.

Bill told Steve that the sales people had a meeting about him becoming an unbearable a$$hole and Steve understood because apparently his step-mother thinks the same thing about him.

Kellen really needs to come up with a pseudonym when posting online reviews, today he gave himself a five star review. 

Toni and Steve were attacked at lunch by some four year old kid who they claim was a sumo wrestler. Toni said that the kids arms were bigger than his.

Note to self, don't ever tell Tim that he entered something into the computer system incorrectly, especially before a holiday weekend. I thought the man was going to go postal.

Steve claims that Toni likes it when he grabs his hips....This is why I can't go to lunch with the guys.

Apparently you don't want to drive behind Tim near a bridge, he won't go over it until traffic clears. Wait till my husband hears that I'm not the only crazy person out there.

Typhinee was pretty sure that Joseph was let go because of the man bun. Bill's going to have to break the news to Kellen, he's going to be heartbroken. (Update~Toni took care of that).

I mentioned to Roger that Joseph doesn't work here anymore and he wanted to know if the Lord took him, I ended up just blaming the whole thing on Sarah.

Stay safe on the fourth and don't answer the phone if Tim calls and wants you to do something stupid with him.

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06/29/2017

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06/29/2017

"He has a bunch of empty condom wrappers in his drawers, what's up with that?" Roger about Bill's desk as Roger claims he was only looking for a screwdriver
 
Mary has intentions of actually putting stuff on Bill's walls. I can't believe he has actually agreed to this, he doesn't like things besides his rusty straight edges on his walls.

Sarah needs to go to her property more often, she brought us back a bunch of yummy cherries.

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06/28/2017

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06/28/2017

"It looks like you gave up. It looks like you have a wife and four kids." Bill to Steve about his shoes

Women keep telling Toni that they like his shirt. It sounds like one woman liked his shirt so much that she wanted to take it off of him in the elevator.

Tim claims that he won't be around because his daughter is moving. What good is he going to be with his lame arm, he might as well just come to work. 

Roger told me yesterday that he loves any kind of whore. In fact he thought it was fascinating when I told him that Bill knew all of the habits of crack whores.

Tim's going to be working for free if he uses the forklift anymore, he broke some tile today.

Over the weekend I was at the Fife Museum and I picked up a year book that I thought one of my relatives might be in. Instead it was a year book pretty much dedicated to Randy G. I'm pretty sure he was on every page, I swear he participated in every sport, won everything imaginable (in fact if they offered a category for most prized Japanese student he would have won it). 

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06/27/2017

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06/27/2017

Michael made quite the entrance today. He had his hair up like Joseph but I think he wins for having it up higher and for having more hair.

Steve thinks that Bill can't handle another girl, he claims that he's already a wuss. Steve should talk, he was just telling us how he wants to find one of everything that his almost four year old requested for her birthday. FYI, don't ask her what she wants for her birthday because she needs to find a millionaire.

On Sunday Ryan and I hiked Kelly Butte which was an old fire look out with some incredible views. Thankfully everyone must have been at the Pride Parade because we had a pretty peaceful day.

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06/26/2017

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06/26/2017

Joe thinks that Steve's job sucks.

Joe was in the office for one day and he broke his phone.

FYI Tim does not consider a Waldorf salad as any type of meal.

I swear Joseph's ponytail thing is sticking up even further than it did last week.

Tim told me that I could have the 3rd of July off which is fantastic because I was going to take it off anyways.

Toni was trying to make me guess an old actress and all he could really tell me was that she was small and then he tells me that she's dead so she's probably even smaller now. I guessed Audrey Hepburn and I was correct.

Toni has a five year bet with Bill that is almost due. 

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06/23/2017

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06/23/2017

Bill's pretty sure that Amazon is going to regret upping the price on their cloud storage. He thinks they are going to walk through the door anytime now to apologize and get his business back.

Tim just wasted more money on his motorcycle.

Tim apparently doesn't want a third wife, I'm sorry ladies for the disappointing news.

I was glad to see that Joseph took the dumb clip out of his hair. 

Bill thinks someone is trying to poison him with a fruit basket.

Kellen apparently stopped at a yard sale today and bought a couch that he doesn't want. He's been asking everyone if they need a couch and apparently he's asked Typhinee three times now. It's too bad that Sarah wasn't here or he probably would have asked her five times. 

Luke and his wife had their sweet baby girl today. 

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06/22/2017

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06/22/2017

Joseph really took a liking to Riley today, I'm pretty sure he thinks that she's tonight's dinner.

Toni informed me that Riley isn't coming in tomorrow because Nikki is going to spend the day with her, this is BS.

Mary and Randy left for Modesto, CA today where it's only supposed to be 107 degrees today.

Toni's Macbook had a mind of it's own last night. The battery got hot and started rising out of the computer. Toni claims the Macbook is now sitting outside as a lawn ornament.

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