02/24/2017

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02/24/2017

"I'm a man seeking a man." Bill    Good grief, what is in the water around here....

I'm upset with Bill, he stole Katherine right out of my arms today and apparently he did the exact same thing to Mary. Then he didn't allow Roxanne to come in after lunch. He owes me big time...

Poor Toni thought I was insulting his floor laying skills but I was trying to tell him that he can't say "Huge" the way Steve impersonates Trump.

For those of you who will wonder where the heck I am on Monday morning because you forgot that I am on vacation.  I will be in the Caribbean sea on board the Adventure of the Seas, probably eating all day long in the beautiful sunshine, heading towards Bonaire to hopefully see the flamingos. 

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02/23/2017

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02/23/2017

Somebody around here keeps asking me every morning if I did something exciting last night. Normally he only asks after the weekend and he usually only asks if I went hiking. I obviously need to start making up some elaborate stories or maybe he just wants to hear about my sex life.

Typhinee told me I had to look at one of the names on the leads list today, Toni loves this name, Dick Butter.

I found out that I lied to Roger the other day and I asked for his forgiveness but I don't think he's forgiven me yet. In fact he told me that I spew out lies on a constant basis. He's just very emotional today and that might explain why he didn't know which bathroom he should use at Starbucks.

Steve has some pent-up anger. He tried firing Typhinee when she walked out the door tonight.

This snow thing needs to stop already...I'm getting on a plane tomorrow night and I don't want to have to pull a Phoebe and have to steal it.

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02/22/2017

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02/22/2017

Roger thinks that our new business might make about three hundred dollars before we get caught and have thousands of dollars in attorney's fees.

Roger made it very clear yesterday that if you use the toilet paper on the commercial that claims that you can go an extra day without changing your underwear that he doesn't think that is kosher.

Toni seems to really be digging the guys in "Grey's Anatomy" and this first started off as Nikki's show.

 I'm pretty sure we have Steve talked into quitting. Maybe if I tell him that he needs to do my job next week.....

"You're like a hooker in a lot of ways." Roger to Steve

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02/21/2017

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02/21/2017

Donna apparently doesn't know Tim at all. Tim left his brownberry in Donna's car and she asked him if he really needed it.....

According to our Fed Ex guy Amazon Fresh is going in next door to us. That might explain all of the construction.

Serge screwed us again. He's not going to install tile for the next few months because he wants to flip houses.

"If I was Steve, I would quit my job." Bill

"I'm kind of known for stealing calculators." Roger  

Stop threatening snow before I leave.........

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02/20/2017

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02/20/2017

Roger's going to love this because he loves taking pictures of his foot. The new trend on Instagram #Selfeet.

Bill is claiming that he's going to quit again. He needs to wait till at least next week.

I haven't received my wedding invitation from Kellen yet...What is the hold up?

David Cassidy claims he's battling dementia at 66 but it might just be an excuse to cover up his drunk ordeal while on stage the other night while slurring and forgetting words.

Whomever stole Mary's calculator from the island is going to have the wrath of Mary upon them because Office Depot doesn't make that large size anymore. 

Kellen was hitting on Matt's four year old daughter (for practice) and she replied that she knew she was pretty.

My sister is in Dubai this week, before she heads off to Italy and I think she's holding one of those 80 falcons from that plane ride that I said would have scared the crap out of Roger.

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02/17/2017

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02/17/2017

One week till I leave for vacation, then all of you can freely talk and whine about me. I know you all will pity me for being so white and thinking that I can take my body to a sunny destination.

"You're clearly the a$$hole." Bill to Roger

Toni got stood up today by everyone including his parents (that's rough).

I almost spelled Toni's name with a Y, what is my problem today.

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02/16/2017

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02/16/2017

I'm pretty sure Tim didn't want to go to lunch with Toni today because he's wearing pink shoe laces.

Roger really should be in marketing, he's already come up with an awesome website name for our new company.

Bill had the nerve to drop by today without bringing Katherine. Which only means he has to bring her tomorrow.

Mary stayed home today because she was "sick" but according to FB she was at the Casino just dancing on the tables. I'm really not sure if she won money of if guys just gave her money....

I swear we had another monsoon rain storm last night. I remember waking up and thinking how can Ryan sleep through this but then the next minute I was right back to sleep.

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