06/29/2016

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06/29/2016

Since you all of you left me alone on the last holiday, I get to take this Friday off and finally get away from Roger.

Bill apparently would like me to sniff his boxes to make sure he doesn't receive bombs. I think he's concerned that his wife has too much time on her hands.

Toni had a disturbing conversation with an architect about his penis, the guy had been in the hospital which explains some of it. I would have thought that Toni would have appreciated that kind of talk, instead he was gagging on the phone with me this morning.

Roxanne's world may be ending, they are out of Popsicle's at home.

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06/28/2016

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06/28/2016

Bill doesn't think it's fair that his wife gets to sit at home and watch Seinfeld all day long.

Roger saw Ryan yesterday morning and told him he should retire in Costa Rica. Thanks Roger now my husband wants to retire. Apparently any place that looks like this will due.

Bill told Matt where to buy beer at Disneyland....If Matt gets arrested Bill's going to have to bail him out. 

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06/27/2016

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06/27/2016

Bill was told that he's an inch taller than he thought he was. He would like to throw a party this Thursday night in our warehouse and he's going to change his drivers license.

"I heard Roger's big fat mouth." Steve as he and Roger were stepping into the warehouse to fight.

Toni is debating Bill's new height. He's come up with a bunch of things for Bill to stand next to.

Bill and I started drinking the hand sanitizer that's on my desk after we heard that Damon has shingles.

Tim's brother is going to be inducted into the Bible Quizzing Hall of Fame tonight and of course Tim has to leave early.

Toni looks exhausted today from the Pride Parade yesterday. I noticed that Bill was there again as Batman and I bet Mary was there since her main boy toy was....

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06/24/2016

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06/24/2016

Tim claims he was working yesterday and ran into Bill and Roxanne...

Tim is trying to set his dating daughter up with anybody's son. He asked Mary if she had any available and he didn't care if they had girlfriends, wives or were gay. He wants her to break up with the guy she is currently dating.

Toni thinks he's Big Sexy today.

I don't think anybody gave me any movie recommendations this week to screw up so I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my weekend:)

Thanks to Bill and him not sending Crystal work orders, she calls every Friday and ruins my day.

Typhinee is going to have quite the social life this weekend, two weddings and a funeral.

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06/23/2016

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06/23/2016

Toni dared me in my dream to race him at mowing lawns. His bet was five bucks and it was a bunch of lawns, I know I turned him down. Sorry Toni but your dare was too much work.

Then Matt showed up in my dream with a cat who could imitate him. The thing could walk like the Chester Cheetah but it was a different color.

Mary is refusing to meet with Stacy. Tim said he didn't think he was so bad yesterday so obviously he should meet with him. 

Kellen couldn't remember Marty's name so he referred to him as the guy who likes to talk about himself a lot and Toni knew exactly who he was talking about.

Michael's trying to make it look like he's actually on vacation but I'm pretty sure he's at some celebrity treatment center.

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06/22/2016

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06/22/2016

I hope Mary's feeling better but when she hears that Stacy wants to meet up with her next month she's going to be nauseous again.

Why does Tim hate us so much? It's all because of him that Stacy comes around and tortures us with his presence. He came in today and thought we remodeled instead of moved.

Roger claims that he has to move because the owner of his condo is going to sell it but I'm pretty sure it's because he fears that the FBI and CIA is narrowing their search in on him. If these people would listen to their voicemail's that I leave them everyday they would know exactly where he's at.

Roger seems to be at it again with his white supremacist group. 

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06/21/2016

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06/21/2016

It is officially summer.

Someone asked Toni if they could have his pee. I want to know what is so special about Toni's pee... Is it holy pee? Is it a different color since he's a sexually confused lactard? Does it have magical powers like rainbow unicorns? Does it taste like cookies?

I was glad to see that Matt was fully clothed at the Solstice Parade.

Bill has a broken forehead or so it appears. He claims that he woke up naked and in a daze in Bellingham. I'm pretty sure the real story is that his wife beat him for letting the baby cry. Next time bandage it Bill, we don't need to see the blood and puss running down your face all day long.

One of Roger's customers dogs started barking at the television while he was doing a measure the other day and the lady said that her dog only barks at the t.v. when there are other dogs, colored people or at Flo the Progressive Insurance lady.

Toni so badly wants to name a dog Craig Johnson.

Tim said he literally had blueberries up his a$$ yesterday. Speaking of which if any of you would like to pick blueberries (not out of his a$$, he's saving that for Donna) then you are more than welcome to pick them at his house.

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