09/10/2015

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09/10/2015

Happy 32nd Anniversary to Mary and Randy. 

Toni says Tim got his toes cut off yesterday, I sure hope not.

Toni caught four crabs on his fishing line over the weekend. He obviously doesn't know what he's doing.

We haven't received any postcards from Roger yet, that ungrateful prick. I expect to receive one everyday.

"Mine has all of the porn on it." Bill about his computer

Steve said that everyone including his wife has laughed and pointed at him this week. Bill pointed out that nobody should be laughing at him since he is driving the batmobile. (Just look at the dirty back windows).

Apparently Gary Ridgway, the Green River killer,  was recently transferred to a federal prison in Colorado and he's now eligible to interact with the public by getting a job.  Hopefully nobody will actually hire him.....I know Bill would do it just for the publicity so it's a good thing that he was transferred out of state.

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09/09/2015

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09/09/2015

Who the heck forgets that they're having toe surgery and plans to go out fishing the next day? Tim apparently. He keeps telling me that his memory is going and I'm starting to believe him.

Toni said the only person stoked to be picked for jury duty was a bum sitting next to him. He was excited for the $10.00 a day wage. Toni was just a little ticked that the parking cost him $40.00 though.

Roger told us to enjoy the peace and quiet while he's gone but I'm pretty sure we won't get any of that with Steve around.

Toni was set free from Jury Duty today. He told me how excited he was to come back to work tomorrow....


If Roger hits the Temple Bar in Dublin, I'll know....they have a webcam.
http://earthcam.com/world/ireland/dublin/?cam=templebar

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09/08/2015

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09/08/2015

According to Roger the new girl has a heroine addiction and she already knows that she has to date Damon on the weekends.

Toni thinks that Jury Duty is a good excuse to not come into work and Tim thinks that taking his boat out into the salt water on Thursday is a great excuse to skip work.

Joe shaved his face and he is already getting women who want to pawn their daughters off on him.

Roger leaves tomorrow, I just hope that his wife can handle two whole weeks with him.

I have more hiking pictures to share. Saturday morning Ryan and I drove to Mt Baker and we were pleasantly surprised to see the sunshine that we were promised by the weather channel. We started heading up the mountain and all of the sudden the fog and the clouds started rolling in.We got to the top and could hardly see Mt Baker. We started hiking up table mountain and the scenery changed so fast, there were times that we could see the surrounding mountains and other times were everything was covered by the clouds. According to Ryan's GPS elevation app he fell a long ways but I don't seem to remember that because I'm the one with the bruises from falling .

 

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09/04/2015

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09/04/2015

Crystal said Typhinee walked right past her while she was on her phone coming into our office.

Toni showed up about 1pm today and then took off again, apparently he thinks he's already started his holiday weekend.

Michael came in today to obviously get his Mary fix before the long weeekend.

Only in Japan would they decide they need a toilet museum. Toto may be ingenious but really do they want kids going in their displays like on the movie "Couples Retreat".

According to Roger, chickens, pigs and cows are the only animals that should be shot because those are the only animals that he will eat.

Yesterday it was Roger who wanted to commit suicide and today it's Toni and he didn't even have the same conversation with Mary.

"Guy was a total homo." according to Toni   I'm confused why is a homo calling another homo a homo?

Happy Labor Day Weekend!!!!!!!!!! Don't answer the phone if Steve calls, he'll only be calling from jail exhausted because he's pretty sure the other inmates will really like him because of his good looks.

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09/03/2015

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09/03/2015

Roger leaves for Ireland in less than one week.

Steve is taking over for Roger when he's going to be out of town. Steve thinks the ladies need to watch out because he thinks he's better looking than Roger.

Bill was turned on by Steve today but still thinks Roger is better looking because of his new teeth. 

Roger took Steve out on a measure today and Steve said that they "were going to double penetrate them." Roger would like it to be known those are Steve's words and not his. I don't think he wants any issues tonight with the misses.

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09/02/2015

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09/02/2015

Apparently Roger was arguing with himself at lunch yesterday.

"I'm a normal guy, I get a bad rap from her (pointing to me)." Roger

"I thought you sounded more normal than usual." Mary to Roger about being on Novocaine

"This is a f*cking depressing conversation. I just came in to see how you were doing, now I want to slit my wrists." Roger to Mary

"If there is some weird freaking sh*t, it's always you." Bill to Steve

Steve mentioned that he crammed the van full of crap today and had the back doors open some and right before his exit he said somebody started honking at him and he turned and waved and it was GB telling him that crap was falling out the back. Steve was ticked that Gary didn't pull over to help him.

We were talking about people who should have been pissed off by Steve and who weren't and two seconds later one of those people from Steve's past called.

Tim claims he was working today but I just don't know about that man. 

Bill claims that he didn't tell Cody no on the bluetooth speaker fan. He claims they exchanged smiley faces by text and that was it. Cody I think you have an exchange to make at Home Depot.

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09/01/2015

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09/01/2015

Roger scolded Toni about his language this morning. Apparently Roger has different rules before 9am.

"That was a wasted trip back in here." Roger to Bill "You could have gone home and had your wife tell you no." Bill to Roger

Bill told Toni that he had quick cat like reflexes. That's why Toni likes the phrase "You're the cat's pajamas."

"If I do the brakes the tires fall off." Steve

Toni thinks it's raining pigs and chickens today.

Steve is the grossest person that Toni knows. Steve was hoping that Mary still got his texts pictures last night but it's a good thing that she didn't because even Toni was disturbed with what he was sending. Apparently it made for great family dinner conversation last night.

Bill totally ruined my day. Cody came back from Home Depot and mentioned that they had a bathroom fan with bluetooth speakers in it and Bill told him he couldn't buy that one. How awesome would that be if every time that Roger went into the restroom we had Ross yelling "Pivot" or the line about his testicles or Phoebe singing Smelly Cat....but now we can't have that and Toni's going to miss out on the YMCA and lots of Boy George and George Michael. So in reality Bill ruined everybody's day....

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