02/11/2014

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02/11/2014

Tim apparently thinks that I talk his ear off about job costing until he goes away.

"How the f*ck am I going to do this?" Tim

Happy Anniversary to Jessica and Chris.

According to Typhinee, Roger saved the day.

According to Bill, Tim is already his (Bill's) Valentine. Toni was bummed because he thought Bill was going to ask him.

Tim wants to auction off the last cookie.

Marlon seems to really like pink. 

Bruce Jenner had his Adam's apple flattened, that just sounds painful and Mary thinks he's turning into a woman because of all of the crazy magazine's that she's been reading. I have to admit he does has some very feminine features and both of his ears are pierced.

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02/10/2014

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02/10/2014

Here's some more of Bill's excitement from Vegas.

Henry lived long enough to get his new home today.

Jessica now has the "Downton Abbey" bug. She just started the series and is hooked. Her husband wants to skip work and stay in bed until they finish the rest of the seasons.

I think Roger has something against little kids.

"It's impressive to have 5 or 6 kids when you're gay." Roger

Marlon asked Toni if he was related to Jon with Cascade. He thought maybe he was one of Jon's sons.

Toni wants crabs.

Tim was pretty excited to see that we have a Russell Wilson employed here but then I told him it was only Matt's time card and he was bummed for the rest of the day.

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02/07/2014

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02/07/2014

Toni was pumped about seeing the figure skaters in the Olympic's.

Typhinee had to buy a beta too. Henry had someone to stare at today.

Bill brought in a bag of Chicken and Waffles flavored Chips. Tim described the flavor as a waffle with grease all over it. He obviously forgot to mention that the waffle had syrup.

"I'm just happy to be invited." Roger

"I'm a little bit of a tramp...I hope I'm not pregnant." Mary

"You just want to pet him." Jessica

"Tim has been really mean to me this week." Bill    (Duh..you didn't take him to Surfaces with you last week.)

"I wouldn't fight Mary." Toni

An actor who once played McGruff the crime fighting dog has been sentenced to almost 20 years for being on the wrong side of the law.

Apparently I have to get the real Vegas stories from Roxanne.

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02/06/2014

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02/06/2014

Jason is on the fence now about his car beating Bill's in a race. He's finally sort of coming to his senses.

I'm pretty sure that Jimmy John's uses crack infused mayonnaise on their sandwiches. I had one of their un-whiches today and it was just as delicious as their regular sandwiches.

Mark your calendar's, today Mary actually got cold and turned up the heat.

The Daily Chatter seems to be going to everyone's junk folder since our email switch. Who told GoDaddy to send it there?

Roger used Tim's name in vain today.

Roger wants to talk to his doctor about catching Anorexia for six weeks. Roger, I think these bears are a better solution and you can join in on all the fun with your very own review.

Toni's way too excited about his new iphone app.

I told Ryan that it's time to go back to Puerto Rico because it's way too cold here.

According to "The Onion" "Frantic Biden Searching Dog Shelter for Bo Look-Alike."

 Henry jumped out of his bowl today and tried to commit suicide.

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02/05/2014

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02/05/2014

Toni's mom has started calling him Padre since he became a marriage officiant. 

Jason thinks his car can beat Bill's in a race and Bill was nice enough to let him think so.

According to Jessica, Mary is Sassy Pants today.

"We're not stupid." Roger to Mary about himself and Tim

"I swear to God there's no print button." Mary   No worries Roger found the print button.

Josh is very upset with his girlfriend for driving his truck yesterday and getting caught with no license and then having to pay to get his truck out of the impound. If you want the whole back story I'm sure it will be on a rerun of Jerry Springer.

Mary told Jessica that she was "getting a little grabby and handsy over there". I'm sorry I don't have pictures.

"They are either going out there to get high, drunk or to smooch." Mary about Tim and Jessica

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02/04/2014

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02/04/2014

I have a feeling that I may get voted off the party planning committee.

Apparently the Super Bowl was too exciting for Phillip Seymour Hoffman who died on Sunday.

Jason got a new car and Matt wants to take bets on how long he'll have it before it gets repo'd.

Ryan and I watched "The Internship" last night and really enjoyed it. So I had to say "Suck it Bill" afterwards because he told me he wouldn't watch it because he thought it was dumb.

"You better run and hide like a b*tch." Tim to Bill

"I'm always thinking of other people." Bill

Ryan and I finished season 4 of "Downton Abbey" and now we don't know what to do...

"Bill is always a good time." Howard

Bill told us he f*cked us and he did and everyone would have yelled at him today over their email conundrum except for the fact that we were celebrating his birthday today.

I found this and thought it did a great job of explaining the game.  

 

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02/03/2014

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02/03/2014

Happy Birthday Bill and Stephanie!


Thank-you Bill and Mary for the day off. I'm really glad that we didn't have to see how hung over the installers were today.

The Superbowl was awesome and all I can say is #Jackisback.

Ryan received this text doing the first quarter, which I loved.

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