05/17/2018

The Daily Chatter*

05/17/2018

You know how Mary's always wanted a pool at the office and since today is Thursday (and Bill doesn't work on Thursday's) she told Luke to fill Bill's office with water (which is amazingly easy and fast to do). Unfortunately Typhinee stopped most of Mary's fun and started damming up the offices with pad but she did participate in the wet t-shirt contest and then Michael pretty much drained the entire pool by himself because he said it wasn't warm enough for an office pool day. Gosh he's turning into such a fuddy duddy.

It was a big day for Tim, not only was he gone for our short lived pool party but he learned how to use the Swiffer. You know he's got to be thinking about opening his own cleaning and hot dog cart company now. In other words he'll clean you up after you eat one of his hot dogs.

I hope our pictures of the Kent Firemen turn out well so that we can publish our own Spring Flood of 2018 Calendar. I did think that it was kind of odd that Toni insisted on being in almost every picture with these guys.

We found where Roger's been peeing in the corner of his office, men are so gross. So Bill took away his desk.

*not to be construed as Gossip