07/31/2019

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07/31/2019

Ashley for some reason is afraid to see my search history on my computer.

Sarah admits that she's a terrible person, I wonder what she did this time.

Somehow Roxanne managed to take video of herself during one of her Superwoman moves catching her son as he was falling off the couch. I personally think it was staged.

I finally finished going through my pictures from the weekend from our hike up towards Mt Baker. We hiked into two beautiful lakes and had scenic views of Baker and Mount Shuksan but only saw a couple pika as far as wildlife.

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07/30/2019

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07/30/2019

According to Bill safety comes third but he didn't know what came first or second. Hopefully food is one of those answers.

I realized today that Ashley is so desperate for a dog sitter that I can make up any rumor that I want about her and she'll still have me watch her dog this weekend.

I realized the other day that Faith has man hands just like me.

For years I always wondered why Steve's nickname was son of a b*tch but now I completely know why.

Sarah didn't have a lesbian weekend after all.

I got yelled at by Roger today and he claims that I effing lied to him. More than likely it was for his own good.

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07/29/2019

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07/29/2019

"You would think that I would know better, the only other guy who is here all the time is half girl and transitioning." Steve about Toni

Ashley's dog Kahlua now seems to be a lush because she loves mimosas.

Roxanne stole one of Bill's jokes at a party and Bill is livid at his wife because unfortunately funny is all Bill has.

"Because of your sick jokes....." Toni to Bill

"I don't like Canada." Bill because he doesn't want to give in and go to Victoria like his wife wants him to.

Michael thinks that he went camping with Ashley over the weekend but Ashley is denying it. I'm not sure who to believe since it wasn't my weekend to watch Michael.

Typh volunteered me to be the official company dog sitter so Kahlua will be here on Friday and Monday with me. I think I'm going to need new business cards. 

I finally made it through my pictures from last weekends hike and I realized I had a decent picture of the guy that I took a man card away from because his yoga pants were way more colorful than his girlfriends.

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07/26/2019

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07/26/2019

I'm so proud of Marty he has obviously read the employee handbook because he told me that "you're always more than just April".

How cute Toni and Typh have the same shoes.

Toni obviously didn't get any sleep last night he just called his baby a goblin.

Steve has obviously been traumatized by the word stirrups and according to him it can only be related to horse back riding, I guess that's what happens when you have four kids.

Toni seems to have an issue with new people and their names, he's calling this new girl Colleen.

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07/25/2019

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07/25/2019

According to Connie the birthday lumberjacks are not coming down off of her wall.

Michael seems to know all of the hot gossip around here.

Toni was freaked out this morning because he saw the countdown from his wedding on his computer screen, he was pretty sure that ghosts were in his office.

Faith now thinks that I make bombs in my office, she's obviously heard my devious laugh one too many times.

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07/24/2019

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07/24/2019

Bill's advice of the day, if you don't like the show "Stranger Things" don't let anyone know or you'll be stabbed by a mob.

"Where the he$$ is Bud today? Why does he need a day off, he just got a free trip to LA." Bill

Bill told me he had to leave early today because his Gardner was starting today. I asked him if he had a pool boy yet and Toni said that was his job but Steve still needs to dig to put in the pool.

I don't think Toni and I can be friends anymore he hasn't watched the British series "Doc Martin" yet.

Don't make fun of Ashley's new expensive sandals for being too small, she didn't want to wait to return them for the correct size, she wanted to wear them now.

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07/23/2019

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07/23/2019

"I'm not going to be a smart a$$ to this one yet." Bill about signing Connie's birthday card

Typhinee had a Kellen sighting last night at Wal-Mart.

"There's two problems with Tim....." Bill to Sarah

Bill thinks I steal everything good out of his desk. Seriously why wouldn't I since he hasn't been around.

Bryan's pretty sure that Faith senses when he's going to call her and she just leaves on her walks.

Steve is abandoning us tomorrow for a golf tournament or so he claims.

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