12/04/2015

The Daily Chatter*

12/04/2015

Jessica had to one up Toni, her celebration of life party is on Sunday at the place where Toni and Nikki are getting married, the Foss Waterway Seaport.

Roger told Matt that he is now Matt the magician since he finished two problem jobs for him. Matt kind of liked his other nickname that Roger had for him, Matt the rat with the big long love bat.

Tim would like for us to tour DC on our one hour lay over. 

I'm going to quiz you all when I get back. These are the islands we're going to from Puerto Rico: Tortola, Martinique, Dominica, St Kitts and St Thomas.

 I'll see you all on the 16th.

*not to be construed as Gossip

12/03/2015

The Daily Chatter*

12/03/2015

Toni asked Bill if he could grab him. Bill kind of liked the idea and said he does a pretty good job of grabbing. 

Roger was very disappointed to see me this morning, he hoped that I had left for vacation already.

Toni allowed me to taste his Yum sauce today and it was delicious. 

Bill was pointing out a NFI van today and then it pulled into our driveway and it was Adam and Cody Brown. 

Toni's friends moisted him out today.

I found something awesome today, it's a cat backpack, Ryan's going to love it.

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12/02/2015

The Daily Chatter*

12/02/2015

Toni thought that Ralph Lauren was queer and I didn't think so because I remembered that Phoebe was fooling around with Kenny the copy boy who pretended to be Ralph Lauren. If Toni would just watch "Friends" he would have known all of this.

Toni says Yum Sauce is like crack cocaine. I wouldn't know because it comes from a vegetarian restaurant and I refuse to go.

"I wouldn't know I don't have any mental health issues." Roger

Roger told me that I was starting to piss him off. I think my talks about one of the islands I'm going to sent him over the edge.

Apparently the guys ruled at lunch today that I'm not allowed to go on vacation. I think once they see the wrath of April they'll insist that I leave immediately.

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12/01/2015

The Daily Chatter*

12/01/2015

Roger for some reason thinks he was invited to the Christmas Party, I informed him that only Dot was invited to the Christmas party and he claims he'll will pass on the information but I have a feeling that may just not happen.

"I remember when you use to be classy." Bill to Mary

Bill admitted that he lost an argument with Roxanne, men are truly stupid.

Bill seems to think that Michael started the fire out at a job that we already installed carpet at. Obviously he just thought he was spreading holiday cheer with a Molotov cocktail.

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11/30/2015

The Daily Chatter*

11/30/215

"We need more holidays on Thursdays."  Roger

Roger thought that the weatherman and I made up the term freezing fog.

Tim pretty much called Mary a whore today because of her new dolphin tattoo. She's already a whore but definitely not because of her tattoo.

Steve is officially having another girl.


MSN had a top 25 Christmas movie list today and "Die Hard" didn't make the cut.

Ryan and I discovered that the show "Drunk History" is way funnier when you're drunk too.

Don't ever ask Tim to watch your horses because he'll whine about watching them the whole time.

"I'm a G......., that baby can't afford to lose anymore brain matter." Bill

Typhinee claims she has the flu but I'm pretty sure she stayed home for Cyber Monday.

Toni seems to think that the guys will be up for Sushi for Friday lunch.

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11/25/2015

The Daily Chatter*

11/25/2015

Crystal gave me her debit card pin today in case anybody wants it.

Toni said something about his tattoo being bunched up today so I talked to him a little about his weight. Now he says that I think that he's fat and queer.

Mary told Typhinee to whore herself out to get her kitchen tile job done. Mary told her that's how she got her car.

Roger claims that he's not going to be the craziest person at Thanksgiving tomorrow.

A preview of Baby U'nnells.

Roger, remember to hashtag everything with #thanksgivingwithwhitefamilies because of your KKK association.

I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving and don't forget to wear your stretchy pants.

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11/24/2015

The Daily Chatter*

11/24/2015

Roger claims that his wife came to her senses and is going to come home tomorrow.

I'm really starting to like the Belgiums for more than their chocolate, they used cat memes on Twitter recently to confuse terrorists of police movement in the city.

The Onion gives a step by step with pictures on how to cook the perfect Thanksgiving turkey.
http://www.theonion.com/slideshow/11-steps-for-cooking-a-perfect-thanksgiving-turkey-34625

Roger told me that he thinks I'm right about Toni.

I think I probably freaked Nathaniel out, I told Toni that I already have three DUI's for the week.

Mary told me that if I got a sexually transmitted disease that I couldn't blame it on her. I'm pretty sure that I can....especially with all of the names that she was name dropping today.

Toni called me out on my loud gulping today and then Mary had to chime in and give me he$$ for it too. It's a good thing Ryan wasn't here because he would have gone for hours.

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