02/20/2020

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02/20/2020

Tim just got an offer to get paid to fish for bottom fish for four weeks later this year....Last year was Alaska for three months and now this.

I just heard that Josh threw Kellen on a stick when I was gone....he may not get paid tomorrow.

Our second day on Oahu's West coast was filled with even larger waves than those on North Shore and we spotted three Hawaiian monk seals in the water while we were at a very sketchy park while keeping an eye on our rental car. Our trip to Pearl Harbor was rearranged when we heard that the boat ride out to the USS Arizona wasn't going to happen because of the rain and wind. We ended up touring the USS Missouri instead which was the battleship that the Japanese empire officially surrendered on to end World War II.

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02/19/2020

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02/19/2020

Steve and I were right, it was the wrong paint color in the break room. Even Randy didn't believe that it was the right color but because his wife told him it was he did it anyways, what a smart man.

Michael doesn't like it that he has to memorize a new name now that he finally learned Veronica's name.

Bill reminded me this morning that the show filming is next Tuesday and Ashley's going to star in it but we're going to dub over her voice. This could be interesting, I like the idea of doing a bad lip reading dub over.

I would love to say that I brought the sun back with me from vacation but it's still way too cold for me here. Even though our first full day on Oahu was spent going to North Shore where it was pretty windy but beautiful and especially beautiful when we hit the scenery of the east coast of the island. This was also the day that I learned that you can do a wheelie for a long period of time on a moped, I saw a Japanese tourist do it. 

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02/07/2020

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02/07/2020

Toni told Ashley that he liked her as a person but he wouldn't leave Lou with her.

It sounds like Typh and Jason were getting kinky with the ice today and none of the rest of us were invited....

I'm thrilled to be leaving this rain, see you all when I get back on Wednesday the 19th and you all better have good gossip for me and Tim remember I need you to steal our popcorn maker while we're away.

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02/06/2020

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02/06/2020

Tim had the best time at Michael's clients meeting today, I think Michael owes him big time now for having to pick up the food for the luncheon. I think Tim expects flowers and Ashley's case of wine tomorrow from Michael (even though Tim rarely drinks).

Sarah told me today that I can't go on vacation because I'll miss decorating her office for her birthday on the 17th.

Toni and I discovered today that my husband works with one of his best friends and actually knows the guy.

I missed a whole conversation about Shakira's a$$ today, I'm starting to think that people hate me because I'll be on vacation next week.

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02/05/2020

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02/05/2020

Ashley wants to become a waitress at Joey's after Toni said that Richard Sherman's (now wife) worked there and that's where they met.

Michael decided that it was easier to play the field with all of the women here and so he brought all of us in flowers today (except Sarah because she didn't have time for their meeting).

"If you see me happy, I would appreciate that you tell me because something's wrong." Bill to Steve

Here's the good stuff that Sarah cut from her newsletter because she had to make it boring. 

"We know, flooring can be boring, but we aren't! Here are some fun facts about the Commercial Team...

Bill recently got a 3D printer, and hopes to teach his kids about technology. Little does he know that this will work the other way around. 

Tim recently took a 3 month trip on his boat, his dream vacation! He came back to work in a bad mood.

Michael is an avid duck hunter and also really enjoys playing pool. Don't even get him started.

Ashley is always fun to be around, and we usually find ourselves in some kind of trouble if we spend too much time with her.

Tony has a new baby, so he makes us really strong coffee in the mornings and we really appreciate it.

Sarah has 8 pet chickens, so sometimes she has an issue with Michael's hunting obsession."

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02/04/2020

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02/04/20202

"He sexually assaulted me." Toni about a project manager

Tim finally met Tiffany #2 today and now knows that she's real.

I hope Michael learned a lesson from offering to bring anything for a luncheon. His clients got very specific with him down to the restaurant that they wanted the food to come from.

"I love arguing with Michael." Bill

Sarah came up with this as a fun fact for Ashley in her constant contact newsletter but then decided that it was business appropriate. Ashley is a pedophile but at least your chickens will be safe.

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02/03/2020

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02/03/2020

Happy Birthday Bill!

Roxanne made Bill take a picture of his decorated office and she had to point out that it was a speculum in his office. Bill told her that he thought it was odd that it was still warm when he got here.

Tim decided that he and Dena could be friends because her family used to own a boat store.

"Well that was totally inappropriate." Steve's second youngest daughter after Jennifer Lopez's half time show.

Typh made fun of the eye color on the Chewbacca speculum, next time she gets to decorate the thing just for opening her big mouth. 

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