09/19/2019

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09/19/2019

Happy Birthday Josh!

Steve seems to have a bunch of Disney characters as profile pictures in his phone for co-workers. I'm really afraid that mine is probably Ursula from "The Little Mermaid".

The ladies found out about Dreamboyz Espresso in Capitol Hill and I mentioned that the guys in our office knew about this for over a week now (because of Bill)...Where do you think they've been going for lunch?

Only Toni would ask for a pair of Lululemon pants from a rep as an incentive to sell their merchandise.

Nobody liked the smell of Ashley's food today except for Riley who decided to chew up the bowl her food was in.

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09/18/2019

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09/18/2019

Who told Toni that I was dying? I coughed this morning and he wanted to know if I was ok. Bill and I were afraid that he was going to start pushing me around in a wheelchair.

Bill and Toni have to ask Steve questions when they bet money instead of Wikipedia, what gives?

Toni thinks that I have mono so apparently I will be calling in sick tomorrow and all of next week. This is going to be odd when I have to fill out a L&I claim form because I'm pretty sure it happened at work.

Sarah decided that she needed her own Apex gathering since she hates chicken wings and football so she wants to do a "Downton Abbey" theater night. I hope that she remembers to brings enough wine for all of us since she is the organizer.

Whoever left their lunch in the break room on the counter today should be thankful that I didn't eat it and then complain about the stuffing being hard, I so badly wanted to pull a Kellen.

From Boston we headed towards Maine and stopped in New Hampshire for lunch in Portsmouth. I would have loved to have stayed there a little longer, it was a really cute town with some interesting stores and plenty of restaurants, we did go and see a couple lighthouses while we were there. Odd thing was from the Massachusetts state line to Maine's state line is only a fifteen minute drive on the freeway.

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09/17/2019

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09/17/2019

I want to know why Tim didn't pick up a large calendar for Michael too since his ran out at the same time. Now Michael thinks it's my fault when it's really Tim's.

What happened to Faith? She just wants to cry every time that she sees me today.

I remember the good old days when Bill used to be one of the best installers and now he can't even put a Murphy bed together without almost getting stuck inside of it.

Toni has become OCD, he didn't like Sarah rearranging the chocolates in the break room so he taped the box shut so that she can only look at them now.

Saturday morning when we got off the plane in Boston we had some wind gusts from hurricane Dorian but by that evening it had cleared up and it was warm and sunny and we even got to enjoy having dinner outside in the city, it was truly fabulous. On Sunday we walked most of the city and then went over and toured the USS Constitution which is the oldest warship still afloat in the world which was launched in Boston in 1797. After touring the north end of the city my husband decided that he had to find the pastry shop whose boxes were lining all of the garbage cans that we passed by. It was an Italian bakery that had twenty different kinds of filled cannoli and the lines were insane. For our last night in the city we walked to the original Cheers tavern and it was tiny. I texted Roger and told him that I asked to see his picture on the wall (since he was on an episode) and nobody knew who I was talking about.

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09/06/2019

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09/06/2019

My computer tried to screw me first thing this morning and it made me reinstall a program because it knew that I was rushed to go on vacation.

Life is sure interesting when installers get the names of people wrong. Dale had us convinced this morning that he was doing a job for Bill's ex-wife and that there should have been a bag full of money for him in Bill's office. I really felt like I really needed to talk to Roxanne about all of this.

Michael lied to me, he promised that he would see me before my trip and he still wasn't here today and I leave tonight on a plane for Boston.

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09/05/2019

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09/05/2019

Ashley and I were wondering this morning if Michael likes taking pictures of hot guys in front of his wife (and then texting them and asking if he should bring certain dudes back with him)?

I think I've worn off on Ashley, she wore a dress today.

We were all stunned today to hear that Howard got let go.

Sarah would like a little more than a four word answer from Bill or Steve to any of her questions. She would like them to be more like Roger and she insists on them calling and explaining everything to her.

Tim came into the office early this morning to take down the cat pictures, I guess they finally got to him. I surely won't be asking him to cat sit for me next week.

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09/04/2019

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09/04/2019

Bud's out again today, good grief who's face did he punch this time?

I was telling Bill that the office was so quiet today and it's mostly because Steve and Toni are gone.

I feel relieved, Tim's somewhat normal, he told us stories this morning about how the wife of the couple they went on their trip with knew that he was only tolerating him at the end. Three months is a long time to be with other people, I couldn't do it.

Bill screwed up laminating Tim's CPR card just in case anybody else would like him to laminate something for them.

"It's not my place to say anything." Bill and then I called him out on it.

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09/03/2019

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09/03/2019

Tim's back and he claims that he's "a whole new Tim". I told him that I give him until next week to start butting into everyone else's business and ruin his whole new Tim approach.

"You're not fat but your belly is." Steve's daughter to him

Bill was making all of us jealous today, he mentioned that Roxanne organizes their junk drawer and Bill's tool box with zip lock bags. I need her to come organize all of my junk drawers.

Why is it that every time that Toni, Steve and Bill start talking I want to yell "that's what she said".

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