03/13/2019

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03/13/2019

"This is why I don't have friends, now I remember." Bill complaining about his friend that calls him once a year usually for money and today a job.

Typhinee walked past me today and was totally looking me over. She claims that she was sizing me up, I really don't want her to tell me how overweight I am, my bathroom scale does that for me already. 

Michael took up so much of Bill's time today with all of his computer issues that Bill's coming in tomorrow. 

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03/12/2019

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03/12/2019

"I feel like you looked at my body and then asked me about my gym membership." Toni to Bill

"Making a deal with a woman is like wishing on a genie." Bill to Toni

This was one of our last days on Maui and we drove out to a beautiful beach and listened to some siren which we figured was the warning signal indicating that the North Korean's were attacking us but luckily that never happened. 

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03/11/2019

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03/11/2019

"I guess I was outnumbered (with women) when I hired you." Bill to me  ~I'm confused does this mean that he thinks Roger and Steve fall in the female category too because they were here when I started or did he just mean that I'm that too much woman to handle?

"If she keeps the chickens, you can keep the baby." Mary to Toni

Bill admitted to Steve that he's a dick. I'm pretty sure Steve is having a sign engraved with the date of this event.

"Where the F$k do you think I live?" Bill to Toni while Toni was telling him about the road closures due to the shooting at Kent Station

Toni is still talking about the whale that Travis saw from the I-90 bridge and Bill has enhanced the story by saying that it jumped over the I-90 bridge.

My vacation stories are almost over, you guys get to hear about them for a few more days though. On our next day we had booked an early morning snorkeling trip to the Molokini Crater and unfortunately couldn't make it inside the Crater because the swells were too high. They took us to a couple different snorkeling locations and then took out whale watching. I'm pretty sure we saw more whales than fish that day. The funniest thing on our boat ride was the lady with the young kid who was telling the captain that the water looked fine to her so we should have gone to the crater.

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03/08/2019

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03/08/2019

Toni was super excited his dinner date got cancelled.

Now that Toni has rats he wants to get rid of his chickens. Instead of giving them away to someone who may actually want them he wants to kill them because he doesn't want somebody else to kill them.

Roxanne mentioned that someone painted this picture behind a hanging picture in one of the rooms at the hotel and they only discovered it because of the remodel.

Onto the next day of vacation, it was a more relaxed day we pretty much just walked a lava trail right next to the ocean which was beautiful but I have to whine that we didn't see any goats. When we were on the big island of Hawaii two years ago we saw tons of goats on the lava so I was really looking forward to it.

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03/07/2019

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03/07/2019

Can somebody please explain to Toni that you can't put Fed Ex packages in the regular mail.

Tim went in to brag to Sarah and Mary before 1 P.M. today that he was done for the day and going home.

Why is it that women want to show their boobs to Toni? He was just telling Ashley and I another weird story.

Last week Tuesday we got up freaking early to go and watch the sunrise at Haleakala Crater which is at 10,000 feet in elevation. We started out on the road at 4 am and I realized that I was getting a text at that unearthly hour from Bill telling me about the items that he just found that Roxanne took from the hotel room on their Florida trip and him finally realizing that he married Ross from "Friends".  When we finally made it to the crater most of the tourists were wrapped in hotel blankets since they obviously didn't bring warm clothes, it was 34 degrees with bone chilling wind. We found out while we were there that they were expecting snow that evening so it was great timing being able to see this area. The scenery on the mountain definitely made me feel like I'm on the set of "Star Wars" especially with all of the large observatories that they have on top.

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03/06/2019

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03/06/2019

I think Bud and Travis jinxed me when I left for my trip. The night before I left the box truck broke down and the guys had a horrible tow truck driver experience. They mentioned at one point that the guy started to pick his nose in the midst of a whole bunch of odd conversations and weirdness. On my flight from Seattle to San Francisco I sat next to a fairly quiet little Asian guy who was softly singing along to his Asian porn with words and towards the end of the flight I noticed that he started picking his nose. Seriously who does that besides Nathaniel?

"It's not like it's a mature thing that I did on my own." Toni

Apparently you shouldn't put drugs or anything wrapped in foil on Bud's desk because he'll throw it away thinking that he'll get blamed for it. (It turned out to be a grout sample that a subcontractor brought back).

Toni was trying to clear his name today with some of the things that he's been accused of doing around here, it didn't work out so well for him because Bill just blamed him for more crap.

As for our second day of vacation we woke up and went snorkeling and the highlight of that trip was that a turtle floated with me  for awhile and I tried to reason with him and tell him that by law I wasn't allowed to be that close to him but he didn't care. Later in the day we went to a beach where we discovered two Hawaiian Monk seals and a very over protective N.O.A.A. lady basically told us to leave because the seals needed their sleep. I guess the same thing happened to Toni when he saw some seals on Kauai.

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03/05/2019

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03/05/2019

Everyone was nice to me today except for Ashley. She informed me that she didn't miss the Roomba in the mornings when I was gone and she wouldn't even offer me a cup of coffee.

Steve and Bill depressed me this morning by telling me that Luke Perry died yesterday.

Bill claims that he has a special stamp for home, I'm assuming so that he doesn't have to sign cards for his wife.

Toni said that the island of Kauai had a lot of chickens which was good for him considering they eat all of the spiders which are disgustingly huge.

As for my vacation that I get to bore you all with, I thought Maui was an incredibly beautiful place and more laid back than I thought it would be. Since the humpback whales that are born in Hawaii return to mate and give birth in Hawaii we saw whale sightings at least every ten minutes, if not more. On our first day we drove to the Iao Valley and then proceeded to an area with a reader board that claimed possible landslides and local access only. We decided that possible was a funny word to use on a sign and drove the road anyways and we were glad we did because the views were amazing.

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