08/09/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/09/2017

Kellen was impressed that the Roomba met him at the door this morning.

"My whole office is set up to be awkward." Bill to Ashley

Tim claims that we should turn Riley into a mop. Needless to say I hid Riley after that comment.

"You're no freaking help to me." Tim to Bill

I heard that Mary wants her dog back.
 

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08/08/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/08/2017

Happy Birthday to Roxanne!

Toni wanted Steve to hold his hand in Bill's office this morning.

Good news, the Roomba didn't suck up Riley today.

Note to self while I'm in Zurich next month do not go swimming in the beautiful River. Apparently Toni, Nikki and Randy are all banned from visiting that city again.

Roger's favorite musician Glen Campbell died.

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08/07/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/07/2017

Bill thinks that I darkened my hair color to attract Kellen.That makes me want to go home and lighten it.

I was glad to see that Riley remembered who the heck I was.

Bill blames Roxanne for Katherine throwing up over the weekend.

Toni wants a gold plated car.  Obviously vacation made him feel like a Billionaire. Don't worry we'll slap those positive feelings right out of him.

I heard that Roger's on his death bed again.

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08/04/2017

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08/04/2017

I hope Toni comes prepared with protective clothing for all of the hugs and gut punches from Steve on Monday.

Steve finally got his Traeger today. Bill and I have already bet that he gets it taken away during this burning ban though. He always seems to know how to piss off the right people.

Hopefully Mary and Toni have missed the European heat waves that they are calling Lucifer. Apparently Rome hit 109 degrees, it sounds like Italy and the Balkans have been the worst but I think Mary and Toni are going to Croatia (which is part of the Balkans). Or is that the part of the trip that Toni wasn't invited to?

Since Sarah is out of town today all of her male friends seem to be dropping by and leaving her little love notes and it's making Roger jealous.

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08/03/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/03/2017

Seriously what has Roger been telling Google about me because today I went to the app store and they suggested the app "Black People Meet".

Someone seriously had the nerve to ask us to combine five PDF's to make it one because they didn't want to open all five of them. She should just be thankful she got her information.

Everything around here just seems to have Typhinee's name on it.

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08/02/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/02/2017

Typhinee just steals peoples vehicles. She decided that her AC wasn't working and so she took the  truck of someone's who was working.

We got a truck load of Izze Soda free samples today. Toni will thinks it's Christmas when he gets back. They are all labeled for Typhinee so that Kellen will have to pay her (for the lunch that he stole).

On Ashley's first day (before meeting anyone) Kellen went to her car window while she was sitting in it and started drooling over her Subaru.

Bill's pretty sure that his wife hates him because she's feeding him bird seed.

  

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08/01/2017

The Daily Chatter*

08/01/2017

Now I can finally say that Ryan and I are going to Italy next month.

It's been a big day for Steve, he found his wallet and he also found our leaf blower in his garage.

"That's right they don't have electricity or cell phones in Montana." Roger    I learn something new everyday from this man.

"Leave it to me to burn the earth down just for a joke." Bill about selling the company while Mary's on vacation

Apparently Roxanne really like the "blue jets" at Seafair.

I'm pretty sure Steve pulled out the last chunk of his hair today. Toni's going to need to buy him a  Donald wig.

Don't tell Katherine that I blamed her today for turning off my shredder.

Tim is still complaining about his blue balls spinning.

"I should be yelling at him then." Roger to Tim (about yelling at Bill)

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