11/09/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/09/2016

Roger thinks Hilary might file for divorce today.

According to Mary, Donald had his tweeter account taken away from him. Bill also told her to keep drinking straight for the next four years. I'm going to remind him what he said when he complains about her horrible appearance for the next several years.

This is pretty sad when this was the top search for yesterday. "According to Google Trends, the fourth most searched question about Hillary Clinton in the last 24 hours is this: “Is Hillary Clinton Republican?”"

Toni didn't want Bill's pick me up today. Bill thought he picked up his daughter just fine so when Toni didn't want his services he was crushed.

Somebody stole this guys Kit Kat bar so Kit Kat decided to give him a whole car load of Kit Kat's. This guy really needs to start locking his doors or else his future wife will hate him someday.

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11/08/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/08/2016

Toni thinks we should have today off to be able to vote. Does he not realize that he can vote from home on a piece of paper and mail it in? 

Toni just figured out (with a lot of help from Bill and me) that Kirk Douglas is Michael Douglas' father and he's going to be 100 on December 9th.

"I tried to spell tile and I came up with tinkle." Bill   Bill wanted to sell wall tinkle which I thought was kind of odd.

Bill was freaking out today because Tim brought his lunch and he was putting ketchup on his steak. Tim claims that he only put ketchup on his potato but living in Enumclaw may have turned him into a redneck.

"My wife's a liar." Bill

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11/07/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/07/2016

Ryan and I watched Roger's favorite movie over the weekend "Brigham Young".

Steve got to go to Oregon by himself. The other guy had obviously heard that Steve likes to cuddle with dudes when he's out of town.

Toni laughs at horrible things like raccoons getting sprayed in the face with a hose.

Toni was psychologically scarred at one of his old jobs. Bill told him he sounds like a millennial.

Can we hire Mary's crazy brother? We would need to have a lot more insurance if we hired him but I could write "The Chatter" within seconds of him stepping through the doorway.

"You made me nervous." Roger to Bill

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11/04/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/04/2016

Happy Birthday Toni, my favorite never nude.

Toni's mother came in today and she must have thought fairies with never nude shorts were normal for her son.

I wonder what his mother thought when he gave her one of his new cards?

Somebody seems to be smitten by Toni and his birthday and it's not me (if you can imagine that). This person also wanted to make sure that I knew Toni was lactose intolerant this morning.

 Steve gets to sleep with some strange dude tonight all thanks to Tim.

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11/03/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/03/2016

 
Jenny and Steve's little girl stole all of our hearts last night, she was so adorable with that big smile of hers. Bill and Roxanne you now have to parade your child around here again to keep up with Steve and Jenny.

Marty came in and showed me a Halloween picture of him from twenty years ago and I didn't think it looked like him. He didn't look like a weasel so how was I to know it was him.

Toni's thinks his preferred clients are going to be women and gay men. Can we please change his intro page on the website?

Michael owes Steve big time.

I had a "I just blue myself" moment with Bill's printer today. Bill, if you find weird colors all over your desk you'll kind of know why.

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11/02/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/02/2016

Toni was shocked that I didn't mention sleeping with David Duchovny yesterday. Apparently he doesn't realize how many famous people that I've actually slept with and seriously who hasn't slept with David Duchovny, he's a sex addict.

According to Roger I am a stellar human being. My husband won't think so after reading the first line of the chatter.

I'm glad to hear that Bill still loves glitter.

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11/01/2016

The Daily Chatter*

11/01/2016

Happy Birthday Matt!

We celebrated today with cake because Roger is 3,298 miles away from us and on Friday he will be 3,462 miles away from us so of course we're going to have cake again.

Bill and Steve went to lunch today without Toni. I told Toni that they probably thought visiting the new Twin Peaks restaurant was called for without him lagging along. 

Bill wants to play GB in a sitcom.

Apparently if anyone eats at Buffalo Wild Wings they have to text a picture of it to Toni just to tick him off, he hates that place.

Bill is hoping that Tim is out selling a very large job today since he didn't come in. Otherwise a Tony Robbins conference might be right around the corner for him.

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