March 2021

 The Daily Chatter*

March 2021

I love that Steve remembers and can relate to the worst night in TGIF history which was the OJ Simpson car chase that screwed up the TGIF lineup. 

Apparently our subcontractor unblessed a jobsite that had coins inserted into the walls during a spiritual ritual that he didn't know about and all he was trying to do was make the walls even before he installed tile. 

The city of Kent finally came and picked up the mattress that was in our driveway because I told them to. Apparently they also have an app for fixing crap around the city. I wonder how well that will work when I start locating every pothole in the city for them.

Bill made sure to ask me how hung over Ashley was after her birthday week before he went to talk to her. 

Ashley identifies as a grocer now, she thinks she's a bag lady. 

I was going to identify as Ashley's grocer boss if anyone asked what I did for a living yesterday at my covid vaccine appointment but nobody cared. 

Ashley can't be trusted to throw away shrimp and left it to her car detailer guy to find where the terrible smell was coming from.

*not to be construed as Gossip