08/18/2020

 The Daily Chatter*

08/18/2020-08/25/2020

I feel incredibly smart, I knew the name of our hockey team Kraken before Bill did and he also didn't know about the name change on Climate Pledge Arena. I do know that he can still kick my butt in "Friends" and "Seinfeld" trivia quotes. 

Bill did not call his wife a hypochondriac like she accused him of.  Personally it just sounds like Roxanne has really good taste in where to go to have multiple Covid tests taken, women want to see all of their firemen options when taking these sort of tests. 

Just because I got the date and the number of gun shot woulds mixed up (because they were right next to each other), technically 17 gun shot wounds is still multiple and the suitcase killer article only said multiple so I still could be right. 

Steve and Toni have obviously been too busy to get up and use the bathroom because we discovered they've been peeing all over their carpet. It was embarrassing when they made us get the landlord involved yesterday to say it was water seeping in from outside the building. 

Bill discovered another way to torture his children over the weekend by letting them play in his high powered sprinkler system. 

Thank-you Michael for feeding all of us today but you know that we'll just whine at you until you bring more food in. 

*not to be construed as Gossip