08/26/2020 to 8/31/2020

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08/26/2020-08/31/2020

Bill was insulted that Tim and Toni didn't want to have lunch with him. In their defense they probably heard about the two gallons of ranch dressing that Bill accidentally made and is using on everything. 

I think Bill was listening to a recording on Roger's thoughts because he was in his office laughing half of the day on Wednesday. 

Ashley doesn't seem to like Architects from San Francisco.  

Steve has decided that Ashley and Toni need to share a sauna for their office. 

We now have a dead Christmas tree in our dumpster. I would have thought somebody might have had time to clear that out during Quarantine Days. 

Antifreeze is Tim's new answer for dealing with crazy family members.

"My life compared to yours is pretty good." Tim to Bill

Mary found out over the weekend that her daughter and her family are moving into her house tomorrow so she's just a little stressed. 

Bill and Toni had a conversation about grabbing each other in Toni's office. Needless to say I won't be going out to Toni's office anymore when he has the door closed. 

One of our contractors knew that Ashley was from Battleground and Bill and I didn't even know that. 

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08/18/2020

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08/18/2020-08/25/2020

I feel incredibly smart, I knew the name of our hockey team Kraken before Bill did and he also didn't know about the name change on Climate Pledge Arena. I do know that he can still kick my butt in "Friends" and "Seinfeld" trivia quotes. 

Bill did not call his wife a hypochondriac like she accused him of.  Personally it just sounds like Roxanne has really good taste in where to go to have multiple Covid tests taken, women want to see all of their firemen options when taking these sort of tests. 

Just because I got the date and the number of gun shot woulds mixed up (because they were right next to each other), technically 17 gun shot wounds is still multiple and the suitcase killer article only said multiple so I still could be right. 

Steve and Toni have obviously been too busy to get up and use the bathroom because we discovered they've been peeing all over their carpet. It was embarrassing when they made us get the landlord involved yesterday to say it was water seeping in from outside the building. 

Bill discovered another way to torture his children over the weekend by letting them play in his high powered sprinkler system. 

Thank-you Michael for feeding all of us today but you know that we'll just whine at you until you bring more food in. 

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08/17/2020

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08/17/2020

Michael came into work today at 3pm to relax. I'm pretty sure going to Sarah's and having a bottle of wine with her chickens would have been a much better option.

Why is it that Steve is constantly complaining that he's sore on Monday mornings. Last Monday he thought he pulled his right butt cheek muscle.

Bill ticked Steve off and called him Jason last Wednesday so they're still on the outs.

Hopefully that will be the last time that Michael sends an installer a work order with two addresses. He had a client last week where we were supposed to remove an entry mat from an outdoor doorway so that the homeless would quit sleeping on it and instead our installer tore out the entry mat at the other address. I thought it was a genius move for telling the other client that they also need to consider a new entry mat.

Michael thinks Ashley will be pushing only Mohawk samples from now on. The new rep came in last week and introduced himself and he looks like a youngin even though he's probably too old to be her type.

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08/03/2020

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08/03/2020

Ashley and I both hiked Snow Lake on Saturday except she did the one at Snoqualmie and I did the one at Mount Rainier.

Ryan and I watched "Ford V Ferrari" on Saturday night and I felt like I was doing what Toni's work outing was going to be but only with major social distancing.

I'm still pathetic, I'm still sorting out pictures from Colorado but I found a few of my favorites from Estes Park where we stayed to be near Rocky Mountain National Park. The coyote picture is one of my favorites because I saw him standing on a rock in the middle of a river trying to fish right alongside the highway and right around the bend was a very popular tubing spot with a ton of people.

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