Tuesday, January 23, 2018

01/23/2018

The Daily Chatter*
01/23/2018

According to Roger having a flat tire is worse than starving to death and having Aids.

Toni holds the title for being the office slut according to several of our employees.

To my amazement Toni didn't get a dog last night.

I tried informing everyone not to swap bodily fluids with Kellen today since he's sick but in case I didn't tell you this is your warning (if it's not too late).

Toni ruined my day, he told me that Neil Diamond announced that he's not touring anymore because he has Parkinson's disease. 


*not to be construed as Gossip

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