07/31/2018

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07/31/2018

Poor Sarah came to the office to switch out vans because hers had a flat tire. Kellen then gave her the keys to another van with another flat tire and on top of it he made her wash her own windshield because he said it had Armorall all over it. Seriously where has the love gone?

Ashley 1.0 is heartbroken because Ashley 2.0 got a printer/scanner before she did.

Tim is out for the next few days, he mentioned he's going to San Diego.

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07/30/2018

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07/30/2018

Sarah and Typhinee played hookie today. I bet they were both over playing with Roger and Dot's new puppy.

Michael sure left early today. I think he thought that Stephanie was hitting on him so he left, his eyes mentioned that he didn't want anyone to start thinking that she was pregnant with his baby. 

Bill told me that he blames everything on his kids. He also told me that I should get a cat stroller so that I could blame everything on my cat. I'm pretty sure that people besides my husband already call me a crazy cat lady. 

This crazy cat lady went to the mountains on Saturday and enjoyed the fresh hazy air, bugs and several small little critters that made their appearance. We went to Pinnacle Peak at Mt Rainier which is higher than the Paradise visitors center so it's kind of cool to be able to look down on that from a distance. 

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07/27/2018

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07/27/2018

Interesting Typhinee and Josh both called in sick today...

Mary's mother revealed something interesting last night, she told Mary that she was a lesbian. (Yet she didn't really know what a lesbian was.)

Roger and Dot got a cute little puppy to take their minds off not being able to see their grandson for a year unless they book a trip to Australia. Actually they probably got the dog to compete with Toni.

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07/26/2018

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07/26/2018

Michael must think that Mary closes her door at work to drink wine all day long.

I'm glad to hear that Tim doesn't like snakes. He mentioned that one time he lost a pair of bluetooth earbuds while he was mowing his lawn and ran over them on purpose thinking that they were a snake.

Poor Toni, cute little Larry made him smash his coffee cup into the wall this morning.

Freaking Roger, what did he sign me up for?  I got an email today that said "lose 97 lbs in just two weeks". How large did he tell these people that I am?

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07/25/2018

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07/25/2018

I asked Bill today "Would it be appropriate to bring up Stephanie's sister in law's wedding speech (from Stephanie's wedding) to her father (since he was in the showroom today)." Bill told me that if I had to ask him it probably isn't appropriate. I told him that there's always hope that one day he'll say it's appropriate.

Toni thinks he and his guy friend may have a common law marriage.

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07/24/2018

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07/24/2018

Kellen went up and introduced himself to Stephanie today. If you don't recall he hit on Stephanie a few years ago at our BBQ. Bill told us that was a manly power move to act like you forgot the woman whom you previously flirted with. All I know is that Sarah is going to be jealous...

Poor Kellen, I don't think his brain could compute why he saw Stephanie in the morning and Ashley in the afternoon at the front desk.

How cute is this. Apparently this mountain lion entered this Oregon woman's house and took a six hour nap behind her couch.

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07/23/2018

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07/23/2018

Ashley 1.0 paid money to run a 5k in September.

Toni and Steve were talking about celebrity genitalia today, I know what else is new.

Bill said he got the same sort of threatening email that Mary did last week (about revealing his porn addiction) but with Bill they only wanted one thousand instead of three thousand that they wanted from Mary. He definitely felt like he got the better deal.

Apparently Jason just isn't Toni's type. I thought all guys were Toni's type..I guess I was wrong.

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