12/30/2016

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12/30/2016

Roger wanted to know how many serial killers we've hired and I told him he was the only one.

"Nobody ever puts me in the f*cking loop." Roger

One of Toni's elementary teachers works next door to us.

I just heard that the Carnegie Deli in New York is closing today after 79 years in business. They seriously had the best Ruben sandwich, I of course loved it because the whole thing was covered in cheese. I should seriously start doing that to all of my food.

I can't believe today is Matt's last day, it's the end of an era but if Matt comes back within a week I win all of the money.

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12/29/2016

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12/29/2016

Toni apparently has a celebrity dead pool going with some friends but Debbie Reynolds was not on his list. I think he finally put Kirk Douglas on the list only because he knew he turned 100.

Roger likes me again because I scare off certain people.

Mary's abusing her dog again. She made Riley get her teeth cleaned.

Toni's had a rough day, he got beat up and spit on by a woman who really shouldn't be a sales rep.  Needless to say I think he kind of liked it.

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12/28/2016

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12/28/2016

Matt really thinks he's leaving at the end of the week. Seriously whose going to tell him to cut his hair and shave daily? The other issue is I bet the other company doesn't know what a phalagne is. How is he going to know when to get off of a plane. I also don't think they're going to understand that when we have snow that Matt's going to want to make snow angels barefoot and in Toni's shorts.

Roger does horrible things to cats. His stories sound worse than "Christmas Vacation".

Now that we have the gong, we need the tall brass Giraffes from San Fransisco by the front door. I'd be happy to go to San Fransisco and pick them out, just to take the burden off of everyone else.

Sorry Matt, now that you're leaving we're giving the newer van to Joe and also the employee of the year award.

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12/27/2016

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12/27/2016

Poor Toni, his first crush died on Christmas. He seems to be pretty broken up about it, he kept his office door shut all day today.

Roxanne bought Bill his very own gong....She's going to pay for that.

Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) died yet her mother Debbie Reynolds is still alive at 84.

Toni wants to work Monday. He thinks everyone is lazy who doesn't want to work. Bill's pretty sure Toni's trying to turn this into Pottersville Flooring.

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12/23/2016

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12/23/2016

 
"Did someone tell you that you're fat or something?" Kellen to Me because I normally turn down his food that he offers me.

Toni's mother and sister came in today, it's a good thing that Tim wasn't here... 

"I do fill his head with weird ideas and lies, just to prepare him." Roger about his grandson

Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Festivus to Roger! Have a wonderful Holiday. 

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12/22/2016

The Daily Chatter*

12/22/2016

I almost texted Roger last night to tell him to watch TVLand so that he would know how to be the Holiday Armadillo but I didn't want to get out of bed.

I'm a little disappointed in my husband right now. I asked him if he was going to make his famous artichoke dip for Christmas and he told me no. I'm not sure how I'm going to deal with this.

Tim's not coming back till the 3rd. He's sick of all of us.

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12/21/2016

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12/21/2016

"What am I going to do with an orange shirt?" Tim

Roger mentioned that he and my husband had a date at Costco last night. 

Steve was ticked because Bill wouldn't let him keep a certain pen because Bill thinks he's the only one in the office who should use special gel pens.

Toni and I convinced Bill that Aleppo was a hot new vacation spot since he hadn't ever heard of it before.

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