April 2021

 The Daily Chatter*

April 2021

Bill told me that I should buy some ankle bracelets to be hip again so now I'm on the search for a whole bunch of those. 

Toni's parents better watch out on Friday's because Bill wants to pawn his kids off on them too.

Toni's son learned a new word "shit". 

Ashley won concert tickets by calling into a radio station. Bill and I made fun of her because we didn't know that was still a real thing, we definitely told her that was old school. She got to talk to Mary's celebrity friend though. Bill thinks that it's the most impressive thing that Ashley has done since she's been here though. If I were her I would definitely be offended. 

"I don't want to die in crocs" Toni

"My office is going through a tunnel, I can't hear you right now" Bill to a customer

According to Ashley the Mall of America is in Canada. 

I'm pretty sure Ashley has also been labeled a sexual predator by Toni, she claims that she was going to tell him nice Crocs and it came out cocks. 

Bill was super excited for me to tell Sarah about the "Downton Abbey 2" movie coming out in December. I guess that's going to have to be his after work event when it comes out. 

"I was floor boy for a long time." Steve

Michael likes to go by Madisen now, people have been relabeling his packages with his new name. 

*not to be construed as Gossip

March 2021

 The Daily Chatter*

March 2021

I love that Steve remembers and can relate to the worst night in TGIF history which was the OJ Simpson car chase that screwed up the TGIF lineup. 

Apparently our subcontractor unblessed a jobsite that had coins inserted into the walls during a spiritual ritual that he didn't know about and all he was trying to do was make the walls even before he installed tile. 

The city of Kent finally came and picked up the mattress that was in our driveway because I told them to. Apparently they also have an app for fixing crap around the city. I wonder how well that will work when I start locating every pothole in the city for them.

Bill made sure to ask me how hung over Ashley was after her birthday week before he went to talk to her. 

Ashley identifies as a grocer now, she thinks she's a bag lady. 

I was going to identify as Ashley's grocer boss if anyone asked what I did for a living yesterday at my covid vaccine appointment but nobody cared. 

Ashley can't be trusted to throw away shrimp and left it to her car detailer guy to find where the terrible smell was coming from.

*not to be construed as Gossip