11/23/2020

 The Daily Chatter*

11/23/2020

I was shocked to hear that Josh was already back to work today.

Toni takes the sign on his door very seriously especially when you stand at it and talk about your step daughter bobbing for marshmallows and you have no idea what that refers to. 

Last week somebody sat on our front steps and took off their socks and ate an ice cream drumstick. I would say this person was hallucinating and thinking that they were having hot flashes even though it must have been the middle of the night. 

Leave it to Tim to volunteer himself to drive far away to show the department of fish and wildlife something.  

Don't ever wear too much cologne around Steve because he'll threaten to open the doors and air out the building while calling you a French whore. 

Good grief, CenturyLink field has a new name, it's now Lumen Field. As if it matters, I still call the Federal Way Mall the Seatac Mall and how many years has it been. 

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10/27/2020-11/03/2020

 The Daily Chatter*

10/27/2020-11/03/2020

Steve needs to hurry back, Bill's trying to sell only re-grout jobs.

Bill asked me if I was ready for Halloween last week, I told him I was and that I was going to be Sexy Steve this year and just grow out my facial hair and put on a flannel. Bill told me that if I could do that I would definitely tick Matt S. off if I could grow facial hair faster than him. 

Roxanne doesn't want to be called a Millenial.

Ashley has found the ultimate good time, drive through strippers in Portland. 

Tim left us over the weekend for a nice warm trip to San Diego. I could use some of that sun right now, I'm already tired of our one day of rain. 

According to Bill "Ashley is super wisdomsy"

My phone was trying to pair with Mary's ipad the other day and she naturally thought it was Phoebe Buffay doing it. 

"Anyone who has or will do their own flooring will die, it's a fact." Mr. U'nnells given as the explanation for Sean Connery's death at age 90. 

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