09/14/2020-9/18/2020

The Daily Chatter*

9/14/20-09/18/2020

Steve would like us all to address him by his new nickname "Sexy Steve". 

Tim saw Kellen the other day. 

Bill wanted to set Ashley up with Kellen but then I tried to remind him that I though Kellen had a girlfriend but then again he thought that I was married to a chick. I need to hang a white board of employee facts on his wall.

Tim is thoroughly disappointed with me and my delay on The Chatter. I told him he could write it the next two weeks while I'm on vaction. 

Mary was called the Gem of our company by a customer and she only read that part of the review to Bill twice so far. 

Bill wanted to pay the vet to keep Ashley's dog so that Ashley couldn't go on vacation next week. Turns out the smoke is going to keep her from going on vacation. 

Michael told me to watch "Taken 1 & 2" and "The Bourne Identitiy" before leaving for Europe tomorrow. 

I feel like I'm turning into Roxanne, two covid tests in two days.  

*not to be construed as Gossip

09/08/2020-09/11/2020

 The Daily Chatter*

09/08/2020-09/11/2020

Bill told me that I couldn't for vacation on the 19th because I'll miss Roger's birthday. 

Oh good somebody brought us the Christmas lights this week for the Christmas tree that they dumped in our dumpster last week. 

Tim chewed out Ashley for not saying hi to him on Thursday. I think he's a little moody right now because he filled up his boat with gas and lost his phone all in the same day.

Mary and Randy celebrated their 37th wedding anniversary on the 10th.

FYI, I learned that "Twilight" is only based in Forks and they didn't actually film much there, most of it was filmed in Oregon.

*not to be construed as Gossip

09/01/2020

 The Daily Chatter*

09/01/2020-09/04/2020

Faith received a Facebook request from our old Veep.

Tim's son walked in and saw Tim in a mask and said "I see you're cooperating". Wait until this gets out to the rest of his family. 

Some of us want to know why we didn't get Peppermint Schnapps from Michael like some other people around here did?

"Isn't it time for your weekly co-vid test?" One of Roxanne's friends to her 

Ashley is asking us already to pray for her liver for this coming weekend. 

I'm a moron, we had a different UPS driver deliver some tools to us for one of our neighbors and I just couldn't keep my mouth shut and told him to take them back.

Bill's excuse for leaving today was that Steve and Ashley weren't here and that pissed him off and he had too much work to do. 

Everybody looked at me funny today when I said I was going to hang out in Forks for my holiday weekend and no I'm not a "Twilight" fan. 

*not to be construed as Gossip