12/30/2019

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12/30/2019

Sarah wasn't supposed to be in today and then she came in and depressed all of us so Bill told her to take the next few days off.

Steve was so impressed that our Christmas Party is going to be on his birthday on the 17th that he's threatening to go to a movie instead of the party.

Tim has too much time on his hands right now, he started a Nerf gun fight. He obviously needs to be out selling or planning his company social event. 

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12/27/2019

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12/27/2019

Apparently Sarah got ripped a new one for buying her son the wrong hammer for Christmas.

Michael thinks that I was the ring leader who made him look bad at our Secret Santa gift exchange but technically that was Tim for not remembering what his job was.

Some people just don't appreciate our medical advice around here.

I was shocked to find out that the woman who hates football worse than I do (Sarah) is excited for Marshawn Lynch to be back because she has his jersey.

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12/23/2019

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12/23/2019

Toni told Bill that girls are smarter than boys and Bill didn't want to understand.

According to Faith I'm always fun to look at. I think maybe she had one too many pain pills today.

Typh told Steve that he looks like a disguised pedophile because he cut off his beard but still has the long hair.

I think Tim's going to join the Mason's, the Elk's and whatever other group he can find his way into to figure out what they actually do at their meetings.

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12/20/2019

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12/20/2019

Marty thought that a few of us were talking dirty about him before he walked into the shop with whipped cream all over his face. That definitely happened after I saw that.

Bill warned Steve about having kids today...remembering that Tim is always right on that subject.

I really want to hear the conversation when Steve tells his wife that the women in his office gave him a speculum at the gift exchange.

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12/19/2019

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12/19/2019

Typhinee thinks I'm a freak because I can smell one of her candles in my office even when the bay door is open.

Steve accused Marty of being grumpy but from the sounds of things Marty made Steve very grumpy too.

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12/18/2019

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12/18/2019

I couldn't find Bill this morning and it turns out he was at a bathhouse with Toni.

"You looking like a dick has nothing to do with this project." Bill to Steve

We discovered that if  we get the Jewish bath house job we can't tell the guys what they do in those until after they do the job because even Toni was disgusted.

Toni had quite the day, not only did he learn about what a Mikveh is but he got to go into a porn shop with Steve to look for a gift. I can only imagine the two of them together in a porn shop. 

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12/17/2019

The Daily Chatter*

12/17/2019

Bill told me that I would love the landlord that he met with, he's Australian (ok English according to Michael) and an ex-Sounder. Turns out he's also related through marriage to Michael.

If you see glitter and jewels everywhere tomorrow, don't ask questions.

Poor Michael, even his own clients would rather email Tim than him.

Interesting Sarah and Roger seem to have the same thought processes about stepping into churches and she did actually survive today.

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