10/09/2018

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10/09/2018

Sarah refilled her candy dish and now she thinks she's inadvertently killing Toni with chocolate.

Toni has a class for Larry tonight. He mentioned that he thinks there are some weird people there. He said one lady mentioned that her other dogs name is Cockinator and for some reason Toni doesn't think that name is appropriate but drawing male genitalia while doodling is.

Ashley 1.0 lost it today, she asked me if I had seen her Magic Bullet that was on the counter. She later discovered that it's still on the counter.

I saw a headline that someone called the cops on some whales because they were going underneath their boat. Is that what Toni would do too?

I will be gone tomorrow at a funeral, don't tell Tim otherwise he won't come in.

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10/08/2018

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10/08/2018

Bill claims that his wife gave him cash and she also wouldn't tell him why because she claims that she would just be repeating herself by telling him again.

Bill finally taught his daughter to swear over the weekend. We all knew that day was coming with two potty mouths for parents.

It's always Steve's fault according to Bill and Ashley 1.0.

I'm finally to the end of our trip. We went to Milan during Milan fashion week and it was so freaking hot that we couldn't wear our pimping fur coats so that was a huge disappointment :). One of the funniest things that happened to us was when we returned our rental car in Milan before staying in the city. We dropped it off at some weird little office that two guys were working at. After they checked us in they asked us where we were staying and they both argued over who should give us the directions. Basically they both ended up giving us their recommendations but I definitely wasn't expecting this kind of personal attention in a big city.

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10/05/2018

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10/05/2018

Sarah has exciting news, she booked a spring trip to Ireland to see her family and she promised to take all of us.

I accused Ashley 1.0 of calling her mommy to get her out of an awkward situation. 

We took a day trip from Lake Como into Bellizona, Switzerland one day to visit three castles because it was supposed to rain. Knowing that it was supposed to rain, I dressed in layers but it ended up being so freaking hot that the little bit of rain that fell on me felt good on my skin. There were a few times on this trip where we felt like we were in the Caribbean because it was so hot and muggy and this was definitely one of those days and I'm not complaining I love the heat compared to the dreary rain that we're having now.

10/04/2018

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10/04/2018

Remember the last time that Sarah tried being sober for a month and how we banned her from the office. Well get ready for that again because it's sober October for her, I think it was mandated by her parole officer.

Lake Como was beautiful, we stayed in the town of Menaggio which translates to where all of the super old British people stay. One night we ate at our hotels dining room and I was by far the youngest person in the room and Ryan we think came in second place. When we arrived at the hotel they mentioned to us how they upgraded our room which had a bedroom loft and a balcony. After we saw the hotel crowds age we realized that we were the safest bet for having to walk up a set of stairs so we joked that our age is how we got the room. Our hotel was right next to the ferry dock which was super convenient for us. One night we took the ferry to Bellagio for dinner and shopping. Across from our town was the city of Varenna which we also spent some time in touring a villa and an old castle. The night before we left for Milan we noticed that they were setting up a movie set in the middle of a town square, we never did figure out what movie or show it was for.

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10/03/2018

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10/03/2018

Happy Birthday Dot!

Toni is off to Nashville tomorrow.

Everyone knows that Tim has a big mouth, in fact I'm pretty sure it's on our doormat. Toni had to tell Bill and me a story proving again why you can't tell Tim any secrets. 

The drive from the mountains to Lake Garda was beautiful, the hillsides of monstrous rock formations were incredible. The only unfortunate thing was that all of the Italians were visiting Lake Garda the Sunday that we arrived, earlier in the day there had been a triathlon so the city that we stayed in was packed. We ended up taking a ferry boat to a 13th century castle on a peninsula and walked to some nearby Roman Ruins.

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10/02/2018

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10/02/2018

Toni had his drivers license updated with his new address and he thought they screwed up his drivers license #. Apparently in July they started giving out new drivers license numbers.

The cold weather is definitely here, Ashley 1.0 had her door closed trying to keep the heat in and I was dreaming of wearing fur capes and insulated boots.

According to Ashley 1.0, Michael needs to go back to driving like Bill from Iowa who he pretended to be while on vacation.

From Salzburg we rode the train to Bolzano, Italy and then rented a car to go to the mountains. We lucked out on our room somehow they ended up giving us a room with a balcony that had spectacular views of the Dolomite mountains. I discovered one of the greatest things in life at this hotel, on their morning buffet they had freshly made cream filled croissants (which were delicious) warmed in a portable croissant case which made the croissants absolutely perfect. I'll be putting the croissant case on my Christmas wish list just in case anyone wants to buy me one. 

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10/01/2018

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10/01/2018

Bill and Roxanne had baby food stolen from their front porch over the weekend and of course they have a Ring camera installed and have footage of the young girl stealing the box. Obviously this young thing is on the same road of life as Sarah.....

Bill ended up with a cold and Mary, Typhinee and Ashley 1.0 were teasing him that he actually sounds like a man now. Bill thought they should have done the right thing and talked about him behind his back.

I can't believe that Dot trusted Roger to keep their dog alive while she was gone. Roger couldn't even manage to remember to come into the office today for his birthday cake.

I guess I shouldn't be so hard on Roger because Ashley 1.0 managed to lock her dog in a hotel bathroom within five minutes of arriving.

We rented a car and drove from Salzburg to Hallstatt on a rainy day. Luckily for us we knew we would be protected from the rain once we were inside some ice caves. We took our gondola ride up the mountain in the fog and got off and they gave us directions where to go for the ice cave tour. The website failed to mention that you won't need your warm clothes once inside the ice caves because they make you walk 15 minutes straight up a freaking steep hill. My husband never did put on his jacket (but he does think he's a Viking), this was about an hour tour with 550 steps to climb. In one area of the ice caves they actually do some sort of piano concerts in August. I'm still perplexed as to how they get the piano in and out of the cave.

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