The Daily Chatter*
August 2021
"I wish Ashley would get back to work that little b*tch." Tim because she partied too hard at Watershed
Tim has expensive taste he's never going to be able to retire, he apparently spent $38.00 a shrimp trying to catch his own in the San Juan Islands.
I told Bill he needed to sign up to be an extra in an upcoming Tom Hanks movie with the British Navy hijacking that happened in early August. Bill wondered if he looked Arab enough for the part though.
Steve thinks he's part of the Van Gang now. He got tired of seeing motorcycle riders sign to each other so now he's V'ing it at Van drivers.
I'm a little ticked that Faith didn't bring me back any men from Scotland. I'm sure Mary's ticked at her too for not getting the picture of Sam Heughan that she wanted.
Faith has already offered to be Ashley's wedding planner and has suggested next spring.
Bill decided to get shingles because he wanted all of us to tell him how young he is to be experiencing that, even though Toni had it in his twenties.
This is my new kitty who still doesn't have a name because everybody wants me to name her Knight Rider but Mary and I think she needs a feminine name.
*not to be construed as Gossip
