The Daily Chatter*
June 2021
Bill says he has issues with his dad saying that he's claustrophobic and I said I have issues with my dad seeing UFO's and military helicopters and I kind of felt like I won that family disfunction award.
If Mary ever wonders why she never gets to go on vacation it's because she complains about everything. Seriously why would you complain about an old AC unit sitting underneath a sink in your room. She should have plugged it in and found out if it worked even a little bit and brought it home to me so that I can survive the heat the next time around.
Does Bill not look at IMDB before watching horrible movies? If it's rated a 2.9 I would begin to question whether or not that two hours of my life was worth that risk. Needless to say he didn't like the movie "Breach".
Toni made everyone jealous this month, he got to go into Howard Schultz's office.
"You grab the wrong woman's a$$ one time and my wife schedules an eye appointment for me." Bill
"I don't even have ovaries and they're burning." Steve after seeing Toni's son
I was proud of Toni, he at least warned his customer that he was wearing Crocs before he went to the jobsite. I just figured his customer would have thought it was because of Pride month.
"Steve has nuts, that will make my wife happy" Bill
Bill now thinks I hate all kids just because I told a guy on Father's Day that I didn't want to date him because he has kids.
Faith thinks that somebody is letting the air out of her tires at her apartment complex. I hope she gets even with whoever it is.
Just a few weather blunders that I saw recently but it sure felt like it was that hot and I'm sure Wenatchee thought so too.
*not to be construed as Gossip
