The Daily Chatter*
01/11/2021
Ashley is hosting a Superbowl party this year because she gave me her new address.
I was traumatized on Friday with Marty's story about wanting to hit on his first grade Catholic school teacher at one of his sister's party's. When Ashley decides that she wants all of us to leave her place on Superbowl Sunday she can ask Marty to share the story.
Several people saw the coyote that Faith named Jack out in our parking lot last week.
According to Nikki, Toni has a small torso.
Poor Ashley had to take Kahlua in for a biopsy on her liver and the first thing they came back with was a possibility that Kahlua might have hepatitis and the strange thing was the same day Toni's doctor thought that Toni's blood work came back with possible hepatitis antibodies. Turns out that was a weird coincidence and mistake.
"Friends" needs to hurry up and come out with some new episodes because Bill needs to know what Ross would do if his childhood doctor retired.
Something scary that I realized last week is that Antifa partially copied our A logo and Mary's selling wardrobe accessories to inspire your horned man capitol invasion look.
*not to be construed as Gossip
