01/31/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/31/2020

Ashley thinks that Bill's car was revolting today, the lights turned on by them self and she thought it was going to drive away.

Now Michael's not the only one who scares Bill's kids, Typh made Liam cry today.

Liam screams like a girl, just like Toni.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/30/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/30/2020

Steve just found out today that DOL thinks that he's moved to Arizona in 2018 and they cancelled his drivers license.

Somebody made Ashley go and eat outside today, it's about time.

Toni told a woman today on the phone that his nickname in high school was cheap and easy.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/29/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/29/2020

Bill said that he was so happy that it was Roxanne who got the speeding ticket and not him in the school zone. He reassured her that she wasn't a pedophile because she didn't slow down for the kids.

Veronica showed Steve her boots today...has he become the fashion diva around here and I didn't know about it. I guess he does have a gay brother, I should have known that he was into that.

Steve's door lied to me today. Luckily Bill took care of it and sent Steve a smartass text.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/28/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/28/2020

Bill was telling somebody to go out and pick up babes with car seats in the back of their car, sounds like a great plan, I wonder if he's done that already.

Sarah came into my office and thought for sure that I was going to yell at her. What on earth have you people been telling her about me?

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01/27/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/27/2020

Bill already tried burning down the place with his new cheap coffee pot that doesn't turn off.

Roxanne you obviously need to buy Bill a new TV because he really loves bitching about the green dot in the middle of the screen and I can't imagine the he$$ that he's putting you through. It reminds me of someone whining about needing a huge popcorn maker.

Ashley injured her neck while snow boarding over the weekend and today she decided to use Tim's butt ice pack on her neck and she also stripped for Typh and decided to  redress while Bill came into her office.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/24/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/24/2020

Bill and Roxanne both separately claim that they have met a Leprechaun while shopping at Fred Meyers.

"I'm hoping to get whisked away to the hospital where everyone will leave me alone." Bill after I asked about his lunch and the possibility of food poisoning

Michael is now Bill's favorite employee because he complimented him on everything this morning including his coffee making skills.

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01/23/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/23/2020

"Isn't it time for one of us to go somewhere sunny?" Michael as he was obviously trying to get rid of me (I told him not to worry it would be soon enough).

Steve has reinstated Bill's sarcasm line of "Qhat part about this don't you understand?" and he used it on Sarah last night.

It was kind of mean of Sarah to suggest a Calendar for Charity and then have it be all sold out. Obviously it's sold out for a good cause to help with the fire relief efforts in Australia.

Sarah's off to her porn convention in Vegas so don't take any late night calls from her.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/22/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/22/2020

Tim didn't appreciate me leaving him notes on things telling him what to do. He says he already has too many wives that do that for him.

Bill thinks he's getting a 3D printer for his birthday. He also said that it's going in his bedroom.

"Good luck with everything that I fucked up today." Bill after I yelled at him for having the biggest mouth. I always thought it was Tim and Toni who couldn't keep a secret but no he just loves to screw up everything.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/21/2021

The Daily Chatter*

01/21/2021

Another thing that we all learned at the Christmas party is that Toni loves it when his mom gets carded for alcohol but he doesn't.

Ashley's pretty sure that Sarah is going to Vegas this weekend for the Adult Entertainment Expo....I hope she brings back some fun things for all of us to try out.

"I can't watch the Packers uniforms go from yellow to green." Bill complaining about his televisions defect

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01/20/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/20/2020

I'm not sure what Roxanne was complaining about with our Christmas party, maybe nobody showed their panties or what was underneath their panties like at her Christmas party, that I know of at least, but Steve accused his wife of being racist, Michael got into a fight with a Hell's Angel, Jason bonded with the installers and bummed a smoke, Steve got a blow job for his birthday from Josh, Roxanne may divorce Bill for being stingy with his pull tabs and Michael's wife made a very short guest appearance and most of our employees have never seen her before.

Tim would like a new sign for his office.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/16-17/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/16/2020 & 01/17/2020

Happy Birthday Steve!

Ashley said that when it snowed that someone drew a picture of a penis on her car and of course when everyone here heard that we all commented that it was probably Toni. Which is odd since this happened at her place.

Bill accused Steve of already losing something because he gave it to him (Bill).

Steve reminded me as to why he's never allowed to perform at any of our company functions again based on what he and Matt S. did to us years ago.

Bud has absolutely ruined Toni, he doesn't like the hand soap in the office anymore and was complaining to Bill about it.

Michael said he doesn't like bringing his wife to work events or reunions because he doesn't want her to know who he hits on.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/15/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/15/2020

Toni said that the first time he met Cookie (the woman tile installer) he realized he could be raped by her.

"I liked you better when you said no to people." Steve to Bill

Bill was commenting today that he can't take his wife anywhere. She ended up saying "no shit" at a children's center.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/14/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/14/2020

Bill says the bitches love him.

Toni and Steve discussed not touching each other in their no no square and of course this was only after Bill called them out on it.

Ashley got a little freaked she took Kahlua outside and she thought she saw an eagle.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/11/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/11/2020

Toni told Bill that something was inappropriate....something is obviously wrong with Toni because I didn't think he knew what the word inappropriate was.

Bill wants to make horrible choices so that I have more to write about in the Daily Chatter, I've already told him that was a horrific idea.

Ashley got to use the speculum today to remind Steve what women have to go through when he was complaining about getting his prostrate examined in a few years.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/10/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/10/2020

We apparently need multiple coffee makers here. Bill made coffee this morning and Toni dumped it out and made his own and then Bill dumped Toni's coffee out to make more of his own weak coffee. No wonder why we go through coffee so quickly around here.

Mary wants to be an asshole (like the guys) instead of a bitch and Steve told her she could be a bitchhole.

Faith and I mentioned to Bill that we wanted to go on a field trip today and Faith mentioned going to a Scottish Castle and Bill reminded us that the last castle we saw we both fell asleep during the movie.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/09/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/09/2020

Ashley blames Tim again for giving her a computer virus. Ashley just needs to quit opening things that Tim can't open and tell him off like the rest of us do.

I'm shocked that we saw Sarah today, she had snow at her house this morning.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/08/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/08/2020

Bill wants a revolving HR department or one that we can pick out of a hat.

Everything is Steve's fault and Bill told him today that he's going to want to wear more protection when he comes to work.

Roxanne's Christmas party sounded like it was pretty exciting and there were lots of rumors flying around about certain people and missing clothes. If only ours can be that exciting...

Toni doesn't like that a certain sales rep sounds exactly like him with his responses on the phone.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/07/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/07/2020

Sarah has become the crazy chicken lady, she brought in her horrible chicken hand bag today that she got from her in laws and thought that Ashley might enjoy it in her office.

I saw that Puerto Rico had a 6.4 earthquake but everything is ok because the Bacardi Rum factory is still in tact even if hundred of homes have been destroyed.

It sounds like both Toni and Steve's wives are tired of their flannels and are insisting on them having other articles of clothing. 

Mary scared the crap out of Sarah tonight before leaving....I hope Sarah's massage at the physical therapist goes better than Mary claims it will or else Tim and Michael will be in for a rough day tomorrow.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/06/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/06/2020

It shocks Sarah how creative she can be with devious things sometimes. She also recommends the movie "The Kitchen" because women kill people and she needed that this weekend.

Bill referred to Ashley as the new girl on the phone because he's been here longer than her.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/03/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/03/2020

"I came to ride your ass." Tim to Toni

Toni apparently has been defiling the woman on one of our new display racks in the showroom and has kept this dirty little secret from me but luckily Bill told me about it.

I told Faith this morning before the madness started that she could never leave us alone again and I'm pretty sure that Ashley will agree especially since she didn't know what to do with some customers that walked in and luckily for her Typh walked by and relieved her of her terror.

*not to be construed as Gossip

01/02/2020

The Daily Chatter*

01/02/2020

Tim was ticked off at me on Tuesday for not sending The Chatter. Well I'm ticked off at him too, he left early so I had nothing to write about.

I probably shouldn't give Bill this card from his customer that talks about his "hilarious sense of humor". Well he's going to be an arrogant prick tomorrow because of this.

*not to be construed as Gossip